whoreton

A small congregation of hookers or equally loose women.

"Don't forget to call me back when you get the whoreton together."

by ExAnd December 9, 2008

whoreton

Derogatory term for the Wharton School of Business at the University of Pennsylvania, used by other Penn students who are secretly jealous

Todd isn't in the School of Arts & Sciences, he's in Whoreton. He made $10,000 at an i-banking internship with Goldman Sachs this summer and I hate him.

by JanusKN September 26, 2005

whoremonica

Former president Bill Clinton's favorite instrument. You thought he played the sexaphone...I mean saxophone well.

Bill Clinton gave up playing the saxaphone and instead took up the whoremonica since it is a much more orally engaging instrument.

by JacknRochNY November 13, 2007

Whorton Hears a Poo

A little story about an elephant named Whorton who discovers a speck of fecal matter where a little town named Pooville takes place, home of the poos.

Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.

The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!

The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.

Kid: I just read a book about a little town on a speck called Pooville where there are these creatures called poos.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.

by gregben June 8, 2021

whoreson

1. A male child born of a prostitute.

Goddamit, Richard is such a whoreson!

by Mon April 8, 2005

Whoremones

hormones which make you act as a whore

Dang that skank has some serious whoremones

by Jayniew January 24, 2009

Whoretographer

That lame no ass getting douche bag at the bar with a camera phone trying to get "the shot of the century" in the dark of some whore dancing.

Someone who commonly photographs whores.

Look at this fuckin whoretographer, I bet he will be flogging the dolphin later, alone, to that photo.

by Shotwell February 20, 2008