Whore's Mouth

A female whose lip region is marred up by cold sores and scabs.

I have got to get some Herpecin on my lips soon. Prom is next week and I can't go with whore's mouth.

Whore's Mouth by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

where's your mouth? 

A bragging statement after you do something spectacular which is meant to be answered with dumbfounded silence.

Bruce and his beerpong partner Sally were losing 9 cups to 0. Suddenly, they proceeded to hit 10 cups in a row to steal the victory and Bruce exclaimed, "Where's your mouth?" Their opponents shook their heads and Bruce and Sally embraced.

where's your mouth? by toolguru January 5, 2009

but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore 

1.When you are telling a story and have engaged a listener but realize that the climax of the story is not nearly as enthralling as the build up, this phrase is used to complete your story with an unexpected slam on the listener instead of trailing it off at the end and disappointing yourself and your audience.

2. Alternative ending to a "and then I found five dollars" type of story.

"Today I got to work a little late and there were rumors about my company letting some people go. This afternoon, my boss called me into his office and sat me down across from him with a solemn look on his face... and well, he didn't fire me, but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore."

but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore by scass May 18, 2010

Whores mouthwash 

A beer, or any other alcoholic beverage used to chug after having performed his or her duties

"That whore sucked me up and swallowed. So I gave her a beer to wash it down. "
"Ah, a whores mouthwash."

"Yeah."

Whores mouthwash by DelGatoVerde July 2, 2017