1. n. The universal contextual noun. Used mostly when the actual name of the object is unknown. Derived from working on Chrysler products, not knowing what the F%$K certian parts were or what purpose they served.
(See also Sprutis, Whootilated Sprutis, and Sprutilated Whootis.)
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.