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Whoke Foods

When what you're shopping for isn't nearly as important as where you're shopping for it.
"Are those vegetables locally sourced?"
"Of course, I only shop WHOKE FOODS"
Whoke Foods by Treblatsirc December 18, 2019

Whole Foods 

A place where you can be served great-tasting, varied, organic food and upper-middle class pretension in equal measure.
Wannabe Trophy Wife #1 - "So, what are you up to today?"

Wannabe Trophy Wife #2 - "Nothing much, just got back from Whole Foods."
Whole Foods by JohnE123454 September 5, 2010

Whole Foods leftist 

The sort of economically oblivious rich person who would consider shopping at Whole Foods to be a serious way of advancing social justice.
That Whole Foods leftist just told me I was literally Hitler for not driving a hybrid.
Whole Foods leftist by Queen Buttrix September 22, 2016

Whole Foods 

An upscale market catering to those seeking "all natural" and organic foods--as well as a unique shopping experience. The customer service is pretty good. Whole Foods is a bit pricey, but their "365" brand items are reasonable. The Prepared Foods hot bar is an awesome place to lunch at.
Dude, I just had lunch at Whole Foods--the mushroom lasagna--and now I'm just about broke
Whole Foods by Carlos Mack December 30, 2007

Whore Foods 

Whole Foods-- a grocery chain known for supposedly healthy products, but more notably for extremely high prices.
We went to Whore Foods to get some beer and they wanted $20 for a six pack.

whole foods 

An adjective used to describe an action or statement that has the quality of being organic, artisanal, and sustainable; saying or doing something in an organic, artisanal, and/or sustainable way; behaving in an all-natural way.
Statement: “I think all clothes should be machine washed cold because it’s better for the environment”.

Response: “That’s very whole foods of you”.

Action: Someone picks up litter off the street and places it in the appropriate receptacle, even though they were not responsible for the refuse.

Response: “Wow, that’s very whole foods of you”.

Action: Someone cuts in line.
Response: “Sir that is NOT very whole foods of you”.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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