Whoke foods

When what you're shopping for isn't nearly as important as where you're shopping for it.

"Are those locally sourced vegetables? "
"Of course... I always shop WHOKE FOODS"

by Treblatsirc December 18, 2019

Whoke Foods

When what you're shopping for isn't nearly as important as where you're shopping for it.

"Are those vegetables locally sourced?"
"Of course, I only shop WHOKE FOODS"

by Treblatsirc December 18, 2019

Whole Foods

A place where you can be served great-tasting, varied, organic food and upper-middle class pretension in equal measure.

Wannabe Trophy Wife #1 - "So, what are you up to today?"

Wannabe Trophy Wife #2 - "Nothing much, just got back from Whole Foods."

by JohnE123454 September 5, 2010

Whole Foods leftist

The sort of economically oblivious rich person who would consider shopping at Whole Foods to be a serious way of advancing social justice.

That Whole Foods leftist just told me I was literally Hitler for not driving a hybrid.

by Queen Buttrix September 22, 2016

Whole Foods

An upscale market catering to those seeking "all natural" and organic foods--as well as a unique shopping experience. The customer service is pretty good. Whole Foods is a bit pricey, but their "365" brand items are reasonable. The Prepared Foods hot bar is an awesome place to lunch at.

Dude, I just had lunch at Whole Foods--the mushroom lasagna--and now I'm just about broke

by Carlos Mack December 30, 2007

Whore Foods

Whole Foods-- a grocery chain known for supposedly healthy products, but more notably for extremely high prices.

We went to Whore Foods to get some beer and they wanted $20 for a six pack.

by Charles Dunbar May 3, 2010

whole foods

An adjective used to describe an action or statement that has the quality of being organic, artisanal, and sustainable; saying or doing something in an organic, artisanal, and/or sustainable way; behaving in an all-natural way.

Statement: “I think all clothes should be machine washed cold because it’s better for the environment”.

Response: “That’s very whole foods of you”.

Action: Someone picks up litter off the street and places it in the appropriate receptacle, even though they were not responsible for the refuse.

Response: “Wow, that’s very whole foods of you”.

Action: Someone cuts in line.
Response: “Sir that is NOT very whole foods of you”.

by people call me machine gun September 21, 2017