Whitney'd

The state of being quite obviously tuned while presenting in front of a large group of people; usually at a fancy affair.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Doug presenting that award at the company party last night?
Guy 2: Tell me about it, he was totally Whitney'd.

by Devo G February 8, 2009

Whitney dressed as Britney

A modern take on the, "Mutton dressed as Lamb" phenomenon, whereby women old enough to be your mother, dress as though they were young enough to be your little sister.

Lad A: What do you reckon of her at the bar mate?

Lad B: Whitney dressed as Britney mate, saw her smoking outside. Old enough to be your mother.

Lad A: Yeah, it's pretty dark in here.

by CynicalDan April 16, 2010

Whitne'd

The act of being ditched indirectly through other non fun activites

Hey look Andrew, you just got Whitne'd!

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Whitney Dressed as Brittany

An old bird who dresses like a young bird when she really...really shouldn't

Fuck me .....I saw your mum out on the town last night...talk about Whitney dressed as Brittany

by Rifleman59 May 4, 2010

Whitney Durant

Tumblr Fangirl

“Wow that girl is such a Whitney Durant”

by Weirdwhitney October 6, 2017

whitney and darcey

The left and the right breasts on a woman.
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oh my god where'd you get those big whitney and darcey's?!

by shwhitney May 8, 2007

Dirty Whitney

A stripper that roams around utah trying to find her life long soul mate but can't because she has a reputation of sticking suckers up her ass and giving it to the homeless people telling them there cake pops.

My mom is such a dirty whitney!

by anonymous April 7, 2021