Whitne'd 

The act of being ditched indirectly through other non fun activites

Hey look Andrew, you just got Whitne'd!

Whitne'd by Anonymous October 5, 2003

White D 

White D is the family women everyone goes to with their problems on benefits street.

But has now made it on itv loose women .

“White D so what do you think about the benefits the government hands out”
“Well it’s not that people don’t want to work yeah there are some but there are people on benefits who do want to work but it’s too easy to be on benefits”

White D by Stayout March 29, 2019

Whitney'd 

The state of being quite obviously tuned while presenting in front of a large group of people; usually at a fancy affair.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Doug presenting that award at the company party last night?
Guy 2: Tell me about it, he was totally Whitney'd.

Whitney'd by Devo G February 8, 2009

White Lotus’d 

When a straight man willingly has sex with a gay man in exchange for benefit and/or financial gain.

Him: “Hey man. I know how much you make. How did you afford this?”

You: “ I White Lotus’d this dude a few times. It was worth it.”

White Lotus’d by Goatsandsnack November 4, 2023

Hannah d White 

A simple girl, with a really cool Irish accent, and the not better half to her Dick white, who she loves so very much.

The white family is wild tonight. They must be trying to have a baby. Hannah d White is so lucky

Hannah d White by Youcangetit February 28, 2024

white dad 

Son: Hey dad look at this
Dad: Oh wow that's cool
Son: You didn't even look
Dad: That's nice.

A straight savage White Dad

white dad by The Osama Gang January 13, 2017

Crusty white dog 

That dog all the rich families have. They are tiny, have curly white hair, and nasty crust around their eyes. This crust is actually dried tears and mucus (ew wtf.)

White girls can often be heard bragging about their “super cute and adorable dog” and in reality, it’s this mortifying, dried crust of a creature. This dog seems to never know when to die and will live for an unearthly amount of time.

These dogs are often named “Bella” or “Coco” and they are more officially known as Maltese Terriers.

Your family owns a crusty white dog.

Crusty white dog by I’m Gonna Scream!!! March 19, 2022