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Whitlowed

The act of being knocked the fuck out by your buddy during a good ol' fashion brawl.
Dude! Jonas was backing up Jett in that brawl the other night and Jett turned around and Whitlowed his ass!
by chipdoughboy November 2, 2009
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whitlow

A match that has been soaked in an accelerant such as gasoline or kerosine and the dried, that immidiately ignites the entire matchstick when the matchhead is striken. Can be used as a cool bar trick to make fire balls in you hand if you perfect it.
hey lets go make some whitlow's and get free drinks at the bar.
by JA$ONM August 4, 2007
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wiitowed

Losing your Wii.

1. Usually it is becuase you or one of your wiim breaks it.

This can be done by:

A. Hitting it with a wiimote after the strap breaks.
B. Tripping over, and falling on, it.
C. Knocking it over in an over zealous game when it's in the up-right position.
D. Throwing it out the window in anger of it giving you Wiibow only agravting the injury more.
E. Attempting to insert bologna inted of a WiiD.

2. You can also be wiitowed by having to give it to someone else.

This can be done by:

A. Betting it in a game. (Usually betting on a game on Wii Sports that you're positive you've mastered, but lose because you've rather been hurt or the other person has hustled you into thinking that you're better.)
B. Offering it to your girlfriend when you forget her birthday. (This is often because you'll think she'll say, "No, that's okay." but instead she takes it and sells it on Wiibay or gives it to a young male relative).
C. The cops come and wiiposess it. (Said like reposess. Usually after you have stolen it.)
D. Someone breaks in and steals it from you.
E. You take it to someone's house, and it is passed beteween so many people that you can never find it again.
1.
"DAMN YOU Wii Tennis!!!!!"
**Throws Wii out the window**
"Wait! Why did I just do that?"
"Man, you just got wiitowed!"
"Nooooooo...."

2.
"DAMN YOU Wii Tennis!!!!!"
"I believe the bet was your Wii for whoever wins, out of five."
"Screw you, Mike"
**Throws Mike out the window**
by Jizzle Fo Shizzle December 2, 2007
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Whitlow's on Wilson

Terrible bar in the Clarendon neighborhood of Arlington, VA that has somehow become the focal point of all social life in the county.

It's on Wilson Boulevard.
Yes! There's an irish jam band playing at Whitlow's on Wilson tonight! I am SO ready to wait 15 minutes for a beer.
by arlingtonlifer September 26, 2007
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willowed pape

Because she let 6 men gangbang her,she has a willowed pape.
by Tee m. June 29, 2015
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Whitlocked

When you can't win a fight against an opponent because he's a better fighter and smarter than you are than your Whitlocked
That was a horrible fight! It was over right after it started it was obvious that the guy was gonna get Whitlocked. He didn't stand a chance.

He can't fight as well so he tried to outsmart him but got whitlocked
by JaySinJay March 7, 2019
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Whitlocked

Being in love with the six pack chiselled jawline man himself
Damn girl you really are in love with him you are whitlocked
by Lanalooz November 10, 2019
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