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Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness 

An action used by popular youtube comedian Toby Turner, aka Tobuscus, who does a wide range of videos, from songs, to virals, to vlogs, to gameplay commentary. To form an intro in his daily vlog series, he places his thumb on the camera lens, creating darkness, then redness, then whiteness, and sings "Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness" This is used to add an intro to the video, or as Toby often says, to end an awkward moment.

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Audience? Audience wha-what are you doing precariously perched on that ledge audience? you could've gotten hurt. Sooo umm....INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS

darkness then redness then whiteness 

Toby Turner "tobuscus" 's intro to his vlogs on his channel tobyturner. He is an amazing youtube who I watch every day. He pushes his finger against his iphone then shouts "darkness then redness then whiteness in a cool tone. He is awesome.
go to his you tube channel tobyturner and every one of his intros says darkness then redness then whiteness

Whitenese 

chinese food made for white folks.
any chinese resturant where no chinese people work at. any chinese resturant that has valley parking.
Whitenese by Nguyen Ngo May 22, 2005

Schrodinger's Whiteness 

The idea that Whiteness is both an immutable genetic characteristic and a social construct simultaneously. The quantum state of Whiteness collapses into either one based on whichever is convenient for the one demonizing White people. When the anti-White racist wants to demonize you they make it all about your genetics. When they want to deflect criticism of their hateful racist bullshit then Whiteness is a social construct.
That anti-White university article was titled "Your DNA is an Abomination" but in the text they totally went Schrodinger's Whiteness to deflect criticism, and so many masochistic white people bought that crap too. Sad.
Schrodinger's Whiteness by Ill_Will December 4, 2017

Whiteness 

SJW newspeak meaning "Western culture"

Used by SJWs to purposely start arguments on the internet with people who misinterpret it to mean "white people"
That whiteness studies group discussion was woke af!
Whiteness by Fred9876 May 25, 2017

Whiteness 

A set of cultural values that emphasizes meritocracy, punctuality, education, strong work ethic, and individualism.
I got fired for being late. Damn opressive whiteness
Whiteness by Oerwinde June 30, 2018
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