Whiteanese
Whiteanese by notarealname69 July 6, 2011
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Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness
An action used by popular youtube comedian Toby Turner, aka Tobuscus, who does a wide range of videos, from songs, to virals, to vlogs, to gameplay commentary. To form an intro in his daily vlog series, he places his thumb on the camera lens, creating darkness, then redness, then whiteness, and sings "Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness" This is used to add an intro to the video, or as Toby often says, to end an awkward moment.
Search toby turner's channel on youtube
Search toby turner's channel on youtube
Audience? Audience wha-what are you doing precariously perched on that ledge audience? you could've gotten hurt. Sooo umm....INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS
Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness by godthefish March 14, 2011
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Whiteanese • Whitenese • whiteness • Whitenamese • whigganese • whitemanised • Whitenesia • whitenessed • Whitenessing • whitenessity
whitemanised
The process in which a black man of African or Carribean heritage is invoulantary evolved into a stereotypical white British gentlemen in which they share common traits with said gentlemen such as a posh accent or tendency to drink tea on a regular basis.
Kevin Hart was a primitive African mandinka warrior until he was whitemanised by the whip . In this rare case whitemanisation has taken place correctly.
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darkness then redness then whiteness
Toby Turner "tobuscus" 's intro to his vlogs on his channel tobyturner. He is an amazing youtube who I watch every day. He pushes his finger against his iphone then shouts "darkness then redness then whiteness in a cool tone. He is awesome.
go to his you tube channel tobyturner and every one of his intros says darkness then redness then whiteness
darkness then redness then whiteness by benHarr November 5, 2013
Whitenese
any chinese resturant where no chinese people work at. any chinese resturant that has valley parking.
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Schrodinger's Whiteness
The idea that Whiteness is both an immutable genetic characteristic and a social construct simultaneously. The quantum state of Whiteness collapses into either one based on whichever is convenient for the one demonizing White people. When the anti-White racist wants to demonize you they make it all about your genetics. When they want to deflect criticism of their hateful racist bullshit then Whiteness is a social construct.
That anti-White university article was titled "Your DNA is an Abomination" but in the text they totally went Schrodinger's Whiteness to deflect criticism, and so many masochistic white people bought that crap too. Sad.
Schrodinger's Whiteness by Ill_Will December 4, 2017
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