When a person consumes too much weed in a short amount of time which leads to a high heart rate, dizziness, nausea and shakiness. The term is used mainly in Ireland.
Man 1: "Did you hear that Ben fellapulled a whitener? He looked like fucking Casper the ghost!"
Tile Whitener : The result of ejaculating on a tiled surface and being too tired to clean it up.
Ever get the urge to masturbate on a tiled surface. I know I do. But when I ejaculate, cum goes everywhere. Now I don't want to clean that up, I just spent two hours furiously rubbing the shaft of my penis. So when my parents/wife/girlfriend/child get home and inquire as to what's all over the kitchen floor. I say, Tile Whitener!
the white bald history teacher that has test questions that do not relate to what you are doing he also has been to every country you've ever heard of and some that might not even exist anymore mentioned in the bible 100 times he has lived for over 900 years and lived in Greek roman and cc cs nations he also makes many racist jokes and loves to prove ypu wrong many know him as the funnest teacher and hates Marion even though he is really cool