There are many breeds of sand, some have always been Sand and some are converted later in life.
White sands are not common, but they definitely exist. These Sands are in fact, the sandiest of all.
Common traits of the white sand are being an obese neck-beard fuck who plays
WoW all day, they tend to be easily aggravated, especially when confronted about being a sand.
A sand is powerless without a sand-mate. If they cannot find a sand mate they
will obtain any mate (even if they're a young crispy
red headed girl who is easily impressed and looking for guidance) to convert into a sand over time. Any children the new sand mate
may have from previous shenanigans
will also be converted by force.
Once the Sand conversion has begun obesity
will set in, facial hair, laziness, rapid hair growth, poor hygiene and general
sandy appearance (like grains of sand along a beach, but still
human.)
The sands breed rapidly, a pregnancy every 6 months is optimal for survival.
"What the fuck is THAT?!"
"Oh, that
obese, grainy-looking creature with unkempt
hair, covered in pistachio shells? A white
sand."