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White Obama by Purple_Tomato August 20, 2022
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Escorting the Obama's to the White House
Politically correct term for defecating after the inaguration of the United State's 44th president, Barack Obama.
When you have to poop so bad it becomes your number one priority.
When you have to poop so bad it becomes your number one priority.
Randy pretended he was a Secret Service agent when he was escorting the Obama's to the White House.
Sorry dude, I got an important mission. I have to escort the Obama's to the White House.
Sorry dude, I got an important mission. I have to escort the Obama's to the White House.
Escorting the Obama's to the White House by george takei October 19, 2009
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drop Obama off at the White House
For Republican readers: a slang reference for a bowel movement.
For Democrat readers: means takin' a shit!
For Democrat readers: means takin' a shit!
Republican readers: "Jeeves, do find a suitable WC. I afraid it's time to drop Obama off at the White House".
Democrat readers: " Damn, Red! Pull the truck over, I gotta drop Obama off at the White House!"
Democrat readers: " Damn, Red! Pull the truck over, I gotta drop Obama off at the White House!"
drop Obama off at the White House by Ranger375 August 14, 2011
Drop Obama at the White House
To go to the bathroom, to take a dump same as dropping a stool or pinching a loaf drop the kids off at the pool or drop off the Browns at the Super Bowl
Drop Obama at the White House by JMcE January 21, 2009
Escorting the Obama's to the White House
*Looks around(to the left and to the right, each stall wall) and presses secret service ear device thing*-"Preparing to escort the Obama's into The White House". *Pulls down trousers and what-not and sits on the toilet, Kerplops multiple pieces of shit into the toilet* "Now Escorting the Obama's to the White House"
{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}
{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}
Escorting the Obama's to the White House by Mr. President Shit August 21, 2012
Drop the Obama's off at the White House
Employee: welcome to The Hilton, how may I help you?
La-a (ladasha): Where is the restroom because I have to drop the Obama's off at the White House.
Employee: It's just up the hallway on your left.
La-a (ladasha): Where is the restroom because I have to drop the Obama's off at the White House.
Employee: It's just up the hallway on your left.
Drop the Obama's off at the White House by Grundleluv June 5, 2018
Dropping the Obama's at the White House
Instead of using, taking the browns to the Superbowl or dropping the Cosbys at the pool, another way for saying you gotta take a dump. The Obama's are brown and the White House is white = Poop is brown and toilet bowl is white.
Dropping the Obama's at the White House by tbagger79 April 16, 2010
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