White Lightening  

The act of fooling a woman into believing she is going to receive a facial by instead spitting into her mouth, cumming in your hand, and slapping her (while shouting "WHITE LIGHTENING") across the face causing cum to shoot everywhere.

*this is only possible if the woman is on her knees, mouth open, and eyes closed. which should be natural for a woman when told she is getting a facial of cum.

Have sex in any position, or oral sex just as usual. Before cumshot, tell her its time baby. She will naturally open mouth and close eyes. Spit in her mouth, cum in hand, yell white lightening while gaining momentum with your hand, and slap her across the face. This is to only be done to the same woman one time. She is never going to talk to you after this.

White Lightening by Mitino January 10, 2009

White Lightening 

Phenomenon which occurs when a person has been walked in on while masturbating and fleas the scene quickly...leaving only a streak of light referred to as white lightening. Unlike regular lightening, it can strike in the same place more than once.

Person A:Was that just white lightening i saw???!!!!!????
Person B: Judging by trail of that sticky substance i should say so.

White Lightening by Anonymous February 7, 2003

White Lightening 

The quickest way for an Arkansas boy to get his ass kicked!

ex. Aaron and James kept mouthing off, so they got beat down faster than White Lightening!

White Lightening by White Lightening June 9, 2005

White Lightening 

When anyone with a two syllable name does something in a quick motion, followed by the phrase "white lightening" and fast arm movements.

Brandon: "can you hand me that?"
Ava: "yes" *White Lightening*

White Lightening by Ag84842 February 2, 2023

chasing white lightning 

A)Pursuing or searching for something beautiful, worthwhile but knowing full well that it is a futile endeavor.

B)a reckless and carefree attitude toward life, hopefully hopeful i.e. Searching for rainbows even on cloudy days.

A) I worked my tail off trying to get Amy's attention, ah hell , I was just chasing white lightning

chasing white lightning by 1113zxe October 14, 2017

White Lightning 

Single distilled ethyl-alcohol. Sometimes refered to as moonshine, white liquor, white lightning, mountain dew, hooch, homebrew, white whiskey, and corn liquor. White Lightning differs from true moonshine in that moonshine is usually double or triple distilled, where as white lightning is generally the product of a single distillation. Crystal clear, resembling water.

I just finished boiling off a batch of good ol' White Lightning.

White Lightning by NJen25 January 7, 2017

ride the white lightning 

Snort lines of cocaine

Let's break out the blow and ride the white lightning until the sun comes up.

ride the white lightning by bingo_bango_bunghole January 20, 2015