White Handed 

When a man is caught post-masturbation, pre-cleanup.

She walked in on me with a knuckle omlette.

Dude, she caught you white handed!

White Handed by Scandanavian746 March 27, 2011

white-handed

Getting caught "white-handed" is when someone is caught in the act of masturbating. They could be masturbating to porn, or they could just be having some fun with themselves on the toilet. White-handed refers to the cum that drips out of their penis and onto their hands if they don't clean it up right away.

Ethan's mom: So I was going into Ethan's room yesterday to give him his laundry, and then I caught him white-handed!
Ethan's teacher: I caught him in school once! He is such a horny kid...

white-handed by SlutVista November 3, 2013

caught white handed

Getting caught jerking it.

He does jerk it, I caught him white handed.

caught white handed by Dave- June 29, 2005

Caught White Handed

Getting caught cranking it right when you cum.

"Dude I was so horny, so I started jerking. Right when I exploded, my dad came into my room and I was caught white handed."

Caught White Handed by yedster14 March 15, 2012

Caught White Handed

State of being spotted during masturbation.

A: Have you seen Jake? I suspected he is in his dorm room but it was locked.
B: Hmm.. maybe he is there and didn't want to be caught white handed.
A: Yeah, could be.

Caught White Handed by FARCELL October 7, 2018

Caught white handed

when ur bussin a phat one and ur dead grandma walks in and slaps your peen so she gets cum on her hand

Jimmy: *nutting furiously*
Dead Grandma: What the fook Jimmy that’s desgustang *slaps dick*
Jimmy: Damn grandma you caught me white handed

Caught white handed - when ur bussin a phat one and ur dead grandma walks in and slaps your peen so she gets cum on her hand

Caught white handed by pakiboi3000 November 11, 2019

Caught white handed

When you are caught whilst masturbating.

Yesterday, I was caught white handed, by my mom.

Caught white handed by Cryopex December 26, 2016