Whipped pussy
Whipped pussy by POSEIDON'S TRIDENT August 25, 2016
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whipped pussy bitch
Beta: would it be ok with you if I took this action?
Alpha: you are such a W.P.B. (whipped pussy bitch), just make it happen.
Alpha: you are such a W.P.B. (whipped pussy bitch), just make it happen.
whipped pussy bitch by MFBNREMF June 4, 2018
Pocket Pussy Whipped
A devastating and destabilizing mental condition. Primarily characterized by the afflicted parties inability to appropriately prioritize any critical function/event/relationship over his insatiable demand for frequent self-gratification with his irreplaceable "Pocket Pussy".
I haven't been able to get Walter to come out with us for months! He's been Pocket Pussy Whipped ever since Mildred dropped him and he bought himself that Fleshlight.
Pocket Pussy Whipped by 0deecee0 November 20, 2018
pussy whipped
pussy whipped by NotThatFoolAgain January 11, 2015
Pussy Whipped
Fuck all these other definitions, pussy whipped is when you sprung high as hell off the pussy, you desert everything for the pussy and live for the pussy. Pussy so good you willing to take all her shit just to keep it to your self. It is often associated with the effects of crack use. its just so addictive to you, you cant leave it alone. Warning, being called pussy whipped can also mean that you are a bitch nigga.
Boy 1- Ay G you wanna hit up the block later?
Boy 2- Naw i'ma pass my girl want me to plant tulips with her.
Boy 1- Word G? She got you planting flowers and shit?!
Boy 2- Yeah thats my boo.
Boy 1- Nah nigga you just pussy whipped.
*In both sense of the word.
Boy 2- Naw i'ma pass my girl want me to plant tulips with her.
Boy 1- Word G? She got you planting flowers and shit?!
Boy 2- Yeah thats my boo.
Boy 1- Nah nigga you just pussy whipped.
*In both sense of the word.
Pussy Whipped by KWizzy18 March 13, 2009
Pussy Whipped
A man with no balls or backbone that has a super high maintenance girlfriend or wife. The majority of newly married men are considered to be severely pussy whipped.
Can't make decisions without asking her and nothing ever goes his way. Most of his friends have disowned him and openly mock him.
Can't make decisions without asking her and nothing ever goes his way. Most of his friends have disowned him and openly mock him.
Jim - "Yo Jerry, I have tickets for the Browns and Steelers game"
Jerry - "Uh, ah, uh I have to ask Mindy if I can go. Just a minute." Silence then loud screaming in the background.
Jerry - "Sorry, but Mindy wants me to go to the arts and craft show this weekend"
Jim - "You dickless pussy whipped sack of shit. Tell the bitch your going"
Jerry - "I can't do that! You don't understand"
Jerry - "Uh, ah, uh I have to ask Mindy if I can go. Just a minute." Silence then loud screaming in the background.
Jerry - "Sorry, but Mindy wants me to go to the arts and craft show this weekend"
Jim - "You dickless pussy whipped sack of shit. Tell the bitch your going"
Jerry - "I can't do that! You don't understand"
Pussy Whipped by glum68 October 8, 2008
Pussy Whipped Nation
Netherlands stands as a fine example of a Pussy Whipped Nation. In this country men have to kindly ask to their girlfriends/partners whether they can go out for a drink with their mates after dinner. This request is frequently denied to men because, if granted, women would have to wash the dishes and clean the house in that night.
Other relevant social practices and understandings in a Pussy Whipped Country such as the Netherlands are:
Men take paternity leave from work when their partners have a baby. The reason for this is that women don't find it fair to jeopardise their careers because of the drawbacks of maternity leave.
Men look like women dressed as men. Women look like men dressed as women.
When men gather around a table for some drinks they constantly make jokes about each other. They find it ridiculous being men. When women gather around a table for some drinks they make jokes about their men. They find them ridiculous as well.
When men buy a boat, women fill the deck with flower pots, chairs, and tables so that the boat cannot sail and distract men from their household duties. Amsterdam is filled with these ‘flower-potted boats’.
When men get ill, women feel abused because then they have to get the groceries from the shop, wash the dishes, cook, mop the floor, and do other lowly male activities.
Other relevant social practices and understandings in a Pussy Whipped Country such as the Netherlands are:
Men take paternity leave from work when their partners have a baby. The reason for this is that women don't find it fair to jeopardise their careers because of the drawbacks of maternity leave.
Men look like women dressed as men. Women look like men dressed as women.
When men gather around a table for some drinks they constantly make jokes about each other. They find it ridiculous being men. When women gather around a table for some drinks they make jokes about their men. They find them ridiculous as well.
When men buy a boat, women fill the deck with flower pots, chairs, and tables so that the boat cannot sail and distract men from their household duties. Amsterdam is filled with these ‘flower-potted boats’.
When men get ill, women feel abused because then they have to get the groceries from the shop, wash the dishes, cook, mop the floor, and do other lowly male activities.
Pussy Whipped Nation by T-Student Distributed June 17, 2012
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