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Gold Digger

Morally corrupt, conniving, shrewd harpies that preys upon unsuspecting multimillionaires and billionaires.

Like sharks they tend to seek out prey at the golf courses, gyms, cansinos and social events. Objects of interest - Rolex watches, European sports car, Armani suits and platinum credit cards.

There is plenty of information on TV about gold diggers ie Housewives of Orange County and the Gastineau Girls. Gold diggers can be also male ie Kevin Federline.

They will try to milk as much money as possible in order to get plastic surgery, bigger boobs or a fancy car.
Gold Digger - You drive a Cadillac Deville? God you are such as loser....(sees another guy pull up in a Ferrari and quickly runs in his direction)
by glum68 December 23, 2008
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Vegan

Will not eat meat or use any products from animals.

Usually a college hippy or a pompous Hollywood celebrity. They love to point out their diet is so health even though they're 5'11" and weight 100lbs.

They tend to get appalled or preachy if you so much mention that you eat meat.
Vegan - Oh, I'm so glad your not eating meat anymore (sees bag of grain)

Huh?..that bag of grain is bait for deer as it's gun season tomorrow (pumps fist)
by glum68 December 23, 2008
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Yuppie

Self absorbed pompous, selfish, spoiled and morally corrupt individuals between the ages of 25 and 40. Usually have a master’s degree and a hot wife or girlfriend. They love $7.00 cups of coffee, European cars, designer clothing, outrageously expensive homes and watching the stock market 24/7.

They’ll have one or two kids that tend to be little versions of their parents – spoiled, loud and demand attention. Their wives never work and spend most of their time at the mall, at the spa, at Starbucks with other yuppie wives or banging the pool boy because they’re husbands are too busy making more money.
Yuppie - Oh dear, I can't fit the baby seat in the Porsche.
by glum68 October 8, 2008
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Facebook

Originally for college students to network and today every Tom, Dick and Harry has a profile. It's so bad that my Mom has a facebook profile and she wants to be my friend!!!

It's a perfect way to scope out hot college girls or find that skank you nailed 20 year ago or for parents to keep tabs on what 30 year old teacher their daughter is dating.
No Mom I can't have you as a Facebook friend, that's where I draw the line.
by glum68 January 7, 2009
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Hick

Generally poor whites with little or no education. The majority of them live in rural areas or the poorest sections of the city. Most are considered harmless and are completely clueless on what's going on around the world.

They live in trailer parks, drive trucks with different colored panels or primer stains, love WWF and NASCAR and have 5 kids before the age of 25.
Look at the hicks honey, we must be near Kentucky.
by glum68 October 7, 2008
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White Trash

Usually uneducated whites that inhabit trailer parks, low income apartments or live out in the woods.

They tend to eat pork rinds, KFC, varmint critters and drink a lot of pop and cheap beer.

Their mode of transportation is easy to spot - excessive exhaust, no muffler, numerous rust or primer stains, the WE SPEAK ENGLISH IN THIS COUNTRY bumper sticker and bungee cord keeping the trunk down.

The tend to vote Republican even though Republicans never make their lives any better.

Their sole pride is the big screen TV so they can spend the majority of their time watching WWE, Springer, Spongebob, South Park and NASCAR.

They have 4 kids before the age of 25 and their kids are little version of them - dumb, fouled mouthed and smelly.
There were so many confederate flags at the NASCAR race I thought it was a Klan rally...........stupid white trash
by glum68 December 23, 2008
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McMansion

Bland, tasteless and generic - much like the food served at McDonalds.

Houses tend to be crammed together to maximize profits for developers. Only three people occupy at house with 5 bathrooms and enough garage space to hold a 737. Owners tend to be yuppies or yuppie wannabes.
McMansion - We can't find Mimi's house because they all look same
by glum68 October 7, 2008
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