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Where your mom?! 

Awkward question asked by Wanda's neighbor-aka "The lady with the TATTOOED EYEBROWS"; question asked by a FOB; other phrases may be: What your name? & Where you go?; sometimes i wonder why she doesnt just ask in cantonese, her native language... it's easier that way; the ONLY thing she can say(besides-what your name? & where you go?).
Tattooed Eyebrows lady: What your name?
Son: I thought you named me! You should know.
Tattooed Eyebrows lady: What your name?!
Son: oh... i forgot thats the only thing you can say.
Tattooed Eyebrows lady: What your name?! (Hi son.)
Son: Hi mom.
Where your mom?! by TREEsa :D April 6, 2005
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Where your mom?! 

an illiterate fob who's a 4th grader and has strong male attributes but, surprisingly, is female.
{on the phone}
fob: what's your name?
me: what's YOUR name?
fob: where you go?
me: where YOU go?
fob: where your mom?
me: where YOUR mom?
fob: wh-...
me: {hangs up}
Where your mom?! by MANwanda April 7, 2005

Where your mom at 

"Where your mom at" means:
Where is/was your mom? Who raised you?
Ex:
You did something stupid or wrong
And your friend says, "Where your mom at?"

It means: Who raised you? Didn't your mom teach you to do better?

thats what your mom said when you were born 

guy 1: your stupid
guy 2: thats what your mom said when you were born
(your mom said you were stupid when you were born, get it?)

Your Mom's A Whore

Now I know this Isn't a word, but I feel the need to put this out there. This is a phrase commonly used by male homosapiens, of the age 12. This phrase can most commonly be heard from these creatures on an XBOX-360 or dare I say... The PS3. This phrase originates from ancient times. Also known as, When Call of Duty 4 Was cool. During these times, a 12 year old male homosapien was being constantly harrassed by older male homosapiens. He then proceeded to shout back at them, the phrase "Your Mom's A Whore!" This caused quite a ruckes between the older males. This phrase is now so commonly used, that people find it quite cliche. Therefore, it has little to no effect what-so-ever.
"I just killed you little bitch!" -Male 1
"Oh yeah, well, your mom's a whore!" - 12 year old

Your Mom's A Whore

polite greeting in the birtish roadman language
Your Mom's A Whore by roadman1111 November 27, 2023

That's what your mom said when you were born 

You say this when someone insults you.
"You're gay and retarded!"
"That's what your mom said when you were born."
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