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If it ain't in the taint, where is it? 

This colloquial phrase is commonly heard in modern millennial social circles and among co-workers in fields of work involving the skilled trades, etc. Used primarily as a call-and-response, but can also be used formally in the pejorative sense.
If it ain't in the taint, where is it?

Somewhere between Schenectady and Coxsackie.

Where the hell is it day 

The first day of classes at a college when all the freshmen don't know where the hell anything is.
It's where the hell is it day again.

But then, where is the real me, after all is said and done? Oh, there is no real me. I guess that's it.

A quote, from the anime , serial experiments lain (YOU SHOULD WATCH IT!!) she is lain. We are. Lain LAIN LETS ALL LOVE LAIN!!
But then, where is the real me, after all is said and done? Oh, there is no real me. I guess that's it. I only exist inside of those people aware of my existence.

where's my there it is 

said when you are looking for something and find it before you finish the sentence

does not mean any thing in particular
person: "where's my there it is." picks up mobile phone
where's my there it is by shpanky December 1, 2006

grass is greener where you water it

This means that where your attention flows your energy goes.

What you pay attention to by focusing your time and life on is what will appear to grow or develop in your memory.

This is a spin off of “the grass is greener on the other side
Hon, the grass is greener where you water it, don’t pay attention to what anyone else’s yard looks like.

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen 

That.
#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"