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Favoured by http://www.shine.net/forum/frame_set.php , Wheelmooning has become a favourite term of those who spend too much time online.
Mate, you got just moonwheeled(wheelmoon)

So Fuck you sad cunt, get a life.
wheelmoon by lol@youx2 March 2, 2009
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To wheelmoon is to tell old news. Wheelmooning ones self is showing your behind the times. It comes from the invention of the wheel and the moonlanding.
-did you here about 9/11?
-oh, you just wheelmooned the fuck out of yourself
Wheelmoon by Lick-a-backey-em' February 27, 2009

wheelman 

A person who knows how to drive!

A professional driver who accels at high performance maneuvering, chase, pursuit, evasion, and high speed driving.
A driver that understands the mechanics of driving as an art form of finesse between the wheel, shifting gears, brake, and throttle control.
A person who can perform tricks neccesary to keep a vehicle moving such as J-turns, continuous donuts, burnouts (with a manual tranmission), double-clutching, 180's, 360's, drifting, etc.
A pro who understands and utilizes over and under steer, pitch, roll, brake-steering, throttle steering etc.
A person who has the knowledge to drive any vehicle at any time without hesitation, whether it be a passenger vehicle, front wheel, rear wheel, all-wheel drive (using them to their specific advantages) trucks, motorcycles, commercial vehicles, industrial, and agricultural equipment.
A driver who can manage a vehicle that is probelmatic or otherwise difficult to drive. i.e. shifting or stalling problems, flat tire(s) etc.

Derived originally from car thiefs which necessitated being able to drive any vehicle (without prior knowledge of it) and driven in a hurry.

See movies: The Transporter, Gone in 60 Seconds.
John: "Its a 15 minute run from dragonfire crossing to lookout mountain road, but we need it down to 12 minutes. Police are lining the road, the clutch is hot and slipping, and Rich can't drive like that with a cast on his arm. Who are we going to get?
Ken: "Lets call KRASH! ... he's a wheelman."
wheelman by KRASH! July 26, 2007
A kind person who gives food to everyone.
you want some

Sure. You must be a wheeldon
Wheeldon by Yeah The BOIZS June 5, 2018
Person 1: oh no.
Person 2: what?
Person 1: it's wheeldon
wheeldon by Ananomous kid May 26, 2017

Wheelman 

A person handicapped or not who has achieved a high level of control of an office chair or a real wheelchair.
Hey dude look at this guy spinning around with his wheelchair.

Yeah he is okay but he is not a "wheelman" yet.
You should check Aaron “Wheelz” Fotheringham on youtube...
He is the ultimate wheelman!

Yeah I know. He is an insane wheelman. The best there is.
Wheelman by Wheelman66 October 29, 2014