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Mike wheeler 

The most homosexual character in all of fiction, he is gayer then a drag queen, you know what he is a drag queen at this point, peopel start calling him mike queeler since he is queer.
If you suck a dick on accident that makes you a mike wheeler
Mike wheeler by Bori rhdj April 24, 2023

Joey Wheeler 

One of the characters in the show Yugioh.

The way he acts does not reflect his true dueling skills. He would eventually become the #3 duelist of the world behind Kaiba and Yugi as the show goes on.

Best friend of Yugi. In the show he goes from beginner to expert duelist.

Also famous for his unique speeches.
"When the barber cut your hair, did he plug out some of your brain too?" --- Joey Wheeler
Joey Wheeler by Melvin32091111 October 19, 2009

Water wheeled 

Fanning your hands in a circle to scoop a waft of your fart towards your nose so as not to waste the olfactory deliciousness. Like a water wheel scoops water from the creek to mill flour.
She was oddly turned on after he gassed. then water wheeled the stank towards his nose.
She was oddly turned on after he gassed, then water wheeled the stank towards his nose.
Water wheeled by Rjb4cards April 15, 2021

Mike Wheeler 

gayer than a gay goose at a gay geese pride parade
Mike Wheeler by byler.is.real July 26, 2022

wheeler black 

the darkest black color there is. it's even darker than the vanta black.
professor physicist John A. Wheeler, coined the word black hole therefore the blackest of all black colors should be named after him as the wheeler black, right?
wheeler black by kelamist May 25, 2018

Third-wheeled 

To be third-wheeled is to be intentionally left out of activities as part of a friend group. If you're third-wheeled, you're most definitely the convenience friend. They'll make you desperate to hang out, but never actually include you in anything. You can expect to be asked to hang out only if nobody else wants to.

If you notice you're being third-wheeled, it's probably a toxic friendship and you should get out of there.
Jim was third-wheeled by his friends so they always had someone to fall back to when they got bored.
Third-wheeled by verwijder January 18, 2021
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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