Wheattard

A man who drinks gluten-free beer.

"We'll have three beers, and make one a Bard's Tale -- it's for the wheattard."

by glupnordt May 1, 2012

whittard

A polite and friendly term to describe a person with a mental or physical dysfunction. Usually found in groups licking windows. Can often be found in Wigan, Doncaster, Crewe, Primark, Poundland, Netto, Lidl and Bradistan.

Can often be found drooling, slavering and claiming state benefits. A wheelchair may also be present.

Person A: (Drooling) - "I like your new haircut"
Person B: (Normal) - "Shut the fuck up you whittard"

Person A: "My sister is easy"
Person B: "Can she run away?"
Person A: "No...She is a whittard"

by Steve jim and phil March 27, 2007

Wheatland-Chili Middle/Highschool

A pretty small school with a small amount of kids. Don't let the size of the school make you think it's a quiet and chill school though. WCMHS is a wolf in sheep's clothing. If you move to this school and you aren't popular, prepare to be bullied beyond belief. Soccer and basketball are them main sports there. Watch out for the soccer girls, they're feisty. The terms "kill yourself" and "faggot" are thrown around a lot at the school. Also, don't get in the way of any popular kids, they can and will beat your ass. There's a lot of stoners, you can't really avoid them. As long as you just stay quiet and go from class to class like you're supposed to, your time at WCMHS will be just fine.

Unless you're different.

Then you're fucked.

"Wow, I heard Wheatland-Chili Middle/Highschool can be a pretty rough school. I feel bad for anyone who goes there."

by Yoshikonatsu February 13, 2018

The Wheatland Stomp

The Wheatland Stomp is a solo sexual act performed by only the most experienced of anal accepters. The act involves defecation on the floor by the actor, then stepping into the faeces. Then, the actor places his foot inside of his rectum and continually "stomps" inside of himself, stimulating the prostate and putting the shit back where it came from.

Phil: "Oh, man, I had a go at the Wheatland Stomp last night. My ass really hurts!"

Callum: "Phil, you do that every night."

by dshban January 23, 2011

Whattado, everybody?

How's it going?

What's up?

Wavy the Crocodilligator was on Craig Ferguson last night. Greeted us with "Whattado, everybody?!" and the audience madly cheered!

by Kreeps November 8, 2010

Wheatland high

A shit school in the middle of fucking no where. It's a school of wannabe hoodlums that wouldn't make it for real, pot heads, hicks, and a couple of everything else. Avoid this shit hole like the plague

Fuck dude just imagine actually sending your kids to wheatland high.

by I want to end my life December 17, 2018

Wheatland

Middle of no where. Like bum fuck Egypt no where. Nothing but stoners with coke head teens. Small little country town. Everyone knows fucking everything about everyone.

Aye yo bitch let's go to wheatland and get coke from Dylan.

by Y'alldontneedtoknow July 1, 2017