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whats the time? 

Whats the time is an English codeword originating from Yorkshire that is really bad swearing at people you know you can't swear at.
Ever had an irritating person bugging you and you can't say anything back to them (your boss, your girl/boyfriends best mate etc)? Simply say 'whats the time?' to them and replace those three words in your head with what you really want to say to them for instant stress releif.
Boss: I've accidentally deleted the reports you made for the last months income. You'll have to write them up again for me.
You: Whats the time?
You(what your really saying): I hope you fall off a bridge and die you son of a bitch!
whats the time? by Jack Langley February 4, 2008
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What's The Time Mr. Wolf? 

What's The Time Mr. Wolf? Is the debut album for the indie rock trio Noisettes released on Febuary the 5th of 2007. The track listings include:
1. "Don't Give Up"
2. "Scratch Your Name"
3. "The Count Of Monte Christo"
4. "Sister Rosetta (Capture The Spirit)"
5. "Bridge To Canada"
6. "Iwe"
7. "Nothing To Dread"
8. "Mind The Gap"
9. "Cannot Even (Break Free)"
10. "Hierarchy/ Never Fall In Love Again"
What is the best album of 2007 so far, What's The Time Mr. Wolf? !

what's the time mister wolf? 

A cute way of asking the time that distracts someone long enough to be pickpocketed. the source is a ninettenth century childrens playground game particularly popular from the interwar years.
Villain: What's the time mister wolf?

Rich old dude: Oh uh, heh, mister wolf, good one. Well it's eight thirty by my watch.


In this time a second villain has swiped the old mans' wallet and watch.

What's the time 

For most countries it get an answer like 7 o clock or its time to get a watch but here down in the south we answer by saying it's time to reunite Ireland bitches!
Paddy"what's the time?" Risteard "time to reunite Ireland! "
Everyone else"oo ah up da ra! "
What's the time by Pussay slaya 445 October 30, 2018

What The Fuck Time Is This 

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The What A Time To Be Alive Era 

Drake and Future's music circa 2015, when they released their collaborative work, What A Time To Be Alive. It consisted of dark, moody trap music, and was especially meant to be listened to while driving around Atlanta late at night, especially while sipping on a cup of lean. The two have never managed to top it. It was the peak of both of their careers, and is often considered the best era of not just hip hop, but of music as a whole.
Don't you feel like Drake and Future just need to go back to the What A Time To Be Alive era of making dark, moody trap music made for late night drives around Atlanta while you're sipping on a cup of lean?

I wanna see what you get to experience all the time 

Da reason you give a dude when asking him to let you have sex wif his wife or girlfriend.
A slightly-differently-worded version of da "I wanna see what you get to experience all the time" justification could likely also suffice if you have a chance to be alone wif a guy's alluringly-curvaceous-and-busty significant other and are asking her directly if she'll spread her legs for you; what you'd say instead when explaining why you're requesting intimacy wif her would be, "I wanna see what your husband/boyfriend gets to experience all da time". And in fact, you very well might even have a better chance of consent when you're just wif da gal by herself than you would wif asking da guy, since he would not even be present at dat time to be "doing it" wif her himself in da first place, and so it wouldn't even be as if he was missing a sexual opportunity of his own by her doing it wif you; you'd simply be "filling in for him" --- literally, as in, "filling" da chick's love-tunnel wif your love-pipe --- during his absence. As soon as he gets back, he could likely start "doing da bouncy-bouncy" wif her immediately da way he usually could, regardless of her also having had sex wif you shortly beforehand (provided you didn't make her too sore "down there", of course --- use lube and go easy on her so as not to make him suspect dat another guy was luluing her).
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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