What.

When you are so incredibly shocked/surprised all you can say is: what. Not with a question mark, just a monotone, what.

Julia: Hey, I need to tell you something.
Robert: What is it?
Julia: I’m pregnant.
Robert: What.

What. by ActuallySensible June 17, 2018

What 

The first thirty-two words sung in Thrift Shop.

What, what, what, what. What, what, what, what...

What by Flerp April 10, 2013

What 

The ultimate answer to all the questions you want to avoid.

Friend: When are you going to return my socks?
Me: What?

What by sharkish potter October 3, 2020

What?!?! 

The Sound you hear when u never played tuber simulator

What?!?! You've never played tuber simulator. You know its fun right?!?!?

What?!?! by ChaosFusion August 19, 2019

What 

A name of the country, where some people have troubles with English

-Do you speak English in what?

What?
-English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

What by dildo777 August 2, 2018

What 

good question!

what?

What by idonotknowwhattonamemyself May 2, 2020

What? 

The never fail perfect deflector. Always a perfect and easy escape route away from sticky situations. When asked "What?", you reply with the same response, and no one can ever really come up with a response to it.

Ex1.
Keith: "God, she's so hot..."
Gabby: "What!?"
Keith: "What?"

Ex2.
Mike: "So I made out with Greg's hot girlfriend last night..."
Greg: "What!!"
Mike: "What?"
Corey: "Way to go he's standing right with us, genius"
Mike: "No, It's alright, I've got this. He still has no idea about my tongue in his girl's mouth."
Greg: "WHAT!?!?"
Mike: "What?"
Greg: "GAHHH!!"

What? by holyfrikkincrap March 27, 2009