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what i do den 

when you be high af and your homie think you did da suck dick motion, so you gots to asks him what u did. If ya homie them demonstrates da suck dick motion, then you know HE GAY
does *suck dick motion*
homie: "do that shit again"
*acts out a dance* "da wha did"
homie: "nah you didn't do dat"
"what i do den"
*homie acts out da suck dick motion*
"nah homie gay, on my momma you suck dick"
what i do den by Critch the witch February 22, 2020

I do what I want, I'm punk rock 

A phrase to use when someone is telling you not to do something but you don't care.

Popularised by Michael Clifford (Guitarist in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a live stream where his fellow bandmates are telling him to stop swear and Michael then replies with "I do what I want, I'm punk rock"
Michael: I do what I want, I'm punk rock
Calum: No you're not! Just because you're wearing eyelines doesn't make you punk rock!

Whatever, I do what I want! 

Cartman says it when he goes on Maury pretending to be a pre-teen ho.
Whatever, Whatever, I do what I want. I smoke crack, I do drugs, I drink alcihaal. I once killed SIX baby seals with my bare hands.

I do what I do 

expression explaining that is how they do things and shouldn't be questioned any further
example 1:
person 1- hey why are you always getting into fights when we go out

person 2- hey i do what i do

person 1- ah of course

example 2:

person 1- were you really hitting on that chick last night

person 2- i do what i do

person 1- gotcha

Whatever, I do what I want! 

stated by eric cartman on south park, he does what he wants
"whateva whateva i do what i want. I roll with 12 gangs"

it's what i do 

A phrase used when reciving a complement, is often used to avoid acqward moments. Or can be used to recive the complement in cocky fashion.
Girl: Wow I really like your hair.
Guy: Ya, it's what I do.
or
Friend: You totally sniped that dude.
Guy: Ya, it's what I do.
it's what i do by Anthony Di Feo January 14, 2008
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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