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What Do You Want?

Some one asking for a definite answer to a question.
I'm hear obviously so who's typing and What Do You Want?

If you have the stomach to be straight with me, my driveway this afternoon would be a good start. What Do You Want?

Jack: I'm a pirate
Jill: Really, I thought you were a fish.
Jack: I'm haxing you
Jill: If were already at the top of the hill, what do you want? Say something clearly so I can understand you.
Jack: snarbucklearrggggg!
Jill: Your impossible!
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What do you want?

Expression used when someone is complaining about something that was bound to happen.
Person 1: Aw man, I broke the screen of my ICrap
Person 2: What do you want? They make millimeter thick screens just for idiots like you to buy their shit over and over again!

what do you want?

A line used in the movies when a character asks the other character what they want from them or from a romantic relationship. This is a very cliche term that often gets overlooked.

We all want something from a potential relationship; lust, love, etc.
girl sitting in her mini cooper: what do you want?
me: I wish I knew......

Scene in carnal knowledge
Jack Nicholson: what do you want, wise guy?
Other guy: she just has to be nice.

What do you want to be for Halloween?

A basic question people get asked on Oct 31.
T- What do you want to be for Halloween?
H- I wanna be loved.

what do you want a cookie? 

PERSON 1: I FINISHED MY LAPS FIRST!
PERSON 2: cool. What do you want a cookie??

What do you want to eat? 

a question that one person in a relationship will never receive a straight answer to because their partner is mentally incapable of understanding it.

The (hungry) person who asks always does so anyways, despite the sometimes years and years of proven, insufficient responses.
Person A, dying of hunger: “What do you want to eat?”

Person B: “Idk”

Person A: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

What do you want, a cookie? 

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.
Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?
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