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Whappend is a faster way to say what happend.
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Your mom is in the hospital. WHAPPEND?
Whappend by Nakatashy December 9, 2023
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whappen' 

a merged word for 'what happened' or 'what's happening'

usually used when something dramatic happened or tea is being spilled

pronounced: waah-pin
Jessica: "Whappen' during lunch?
Emma: Omg! A huge fight broke out and..."
whappen' by squacoon January 31, 2019
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short form of sayin whut happened...mainly used by west indian ppl
whappen tuh yuh?
whappen by JnFEzE November 5, 2003

pizzle-whapped 

adj. Excessively bossed around by a boyfriend or husband; overly submissive to a male
"That biatch is so pizzle-whapped that she won't even go to the bathroom without checking with her boyfriend!!"
pizzle-whapped by Ojay Krunk March 18, 2004

whappenziff 

Slang for questioning unknown circumstances and scenarios. Pioneered by an robotics technician to help understand the working of the universe. Naming writes were later given to a local micro pub to develop an oddly German New York style micro brew.
"whappenziff you keep grinding a pencil in an automated sharpener."
whappenziff by littlest one July 27, 2012
The sound that's caused by something flat hitting something else.
For example a belt will make a whapping sound when it strikes something.
The paddle whapped the boat when it struck.
whapped by happyatcommonsense March 10, 2015

whappens 

A conjunction of the words "what" and "happens." A single word question. Also, whappened, being, "what" and "happened."
Whappens when you die. or Whappened to him?
whappens by Jim Heuberger October 20, 2005
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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