When a male pulls his pants down during a zoom call and jumps up, effectively flashing his dick to the entire class.
The into-view, out-of-view act resembles a majestic whale breach, blink and you'll miss it.
The into-view, out-of-view act resembles a majestic whale breach, blink and you'll miss it.
by Stinky Link January 26, 2021
Get the Whale Breach mug.In an online chat setting, such as Zoom, someone jumps up to reveal their penis in the frame of the camera. The act resembles that of a whale jumping out of water, thus the term “whale breach.”
“Yo, you skipped the zoom meeting but guess what Brad did.”
“Lmao what he do?”
“He pulled a whale breach on Ms. Fletcher!”
“Lmao what he do?”
“He pulled a whale breach on Ms. Fletcher!”
by Stinky Link July 28, 2020
Get the Whale Breach mug.N. The ultimate in the range of awkward items or animals. An individual intending to correctly execute an awkward beached whale should lie face down on the ground and thrash their legs whilst pressed together as an impersonation of a whale's flipper. Then while doing this, the individual should rock from side to side whilst helplessly hitting the ground directly to their side with limp arms. The awkward beached whale is most successfully executed by lying on a floor, but it can also be executed on a table or chair.
Awkward beached whale should be used to best affect at a time of severe awkwardness which should be enough to break the ice of any situation.
*WARNING* AWKWARD BEACHED WHALE SHOULD NOT BE ATTAMPTED AT ANY INAPPROPRIATE AWKWARD TIMES SUCH AS IN A CHURCH OR IN A PROM DRESS OR TUXEDO. IT WILL CONSIDERABLY MAKE THE SITUATION MORE AWKWARD AND CAUSE PEOPLE TO TAKE OFFENCE !!!
Awkward beached whale should be used to best affect at a time of severe awkwardness which should be enough to break the ice of any situation.
*WARNING* AWKWARD BEACHED WHALE SHOULD NOT BE ATTAMPTED AT ANY INAPPROPRIATE AWKWARD TIMES SUCH AS IN A CHURCH OR IN A PROM DRESS OR TUXEDO. IT WILL CONSIDERABLY MAKE THE SITUATION MORE AWKWARD AND CAUSE PEOPLE TO TAKE OFFENCE !!!
1) Perfect time to do awkward beached whale.
(In a room where the atmosphere is unbearably awkward)
Person 1: "wow this is so awkward"
(does an awkward beached whale as directed above)
Person 2: wow who is that crazy man ?
Person 3: "It's an awkward beached whale !"
Person 2: "haha that's hilarious"
Multiple people laugh and awkwardness stops.
2) Wrong time for an awkward beached whale.
(At a formal occassion where the atmosphere is unbearably awkward)
Person 1: "wow this is so awkward"
(does an awkward beached whale as directed above)
Person 2: (silence)
Person 3: (silence)
Person 2: (silence)
Awkwardness increases and people ignore the individual who feels even more awkward for increasing the awkwardness and for messing up his/her formal clothes.
(In a room where the atmosphere is unbearably awkward)
Person 1: "wow this is so awkward"
(does an awkward beached whale as directed above)
Person 2: wow who is that crazy man ?
Person 3: "It's an awkward beached whale !"
Person 2: "haha that's hilarious"
Multiple people laugh and awkwardness stops.
2) Wrong time for an awkward beached whale.
(At a formal occassion where the atmosphere is unbearably awkward)
Person 1: "wow this is so awkward"
(does an awkward beached whale as directed above)
Person 2: (silence)
Person 3: (silence)
Person 2: (silence)
Awkwardness increases and people ignore the individual who feels even more awkward for increasing the awkwardness and for messing up his/her formal clothes.
by Awkwardkingofbeachedwhales June 14, 2012
Get the Awkward Beached Whale mug.When you take a dump while sitting on the toilet backwards so that your fecal matter ends up on the dry part of the toilet and not in the water.
by wigwam69 September 9, 2006
Get the beached whale mug.When someone particularly lazy and/or fat is assigned a task in which they have decided is too hard. They solve the problem by lying on the ground and whining/moaning resembling a beached whale. OR when one or more lazy fat people watch a more fit, less lazy person do work.
Example 1: The Freshman P.E. class got the beached whale Syndrome when they were told to run the mile.
Example 2: I couldn't answer my phone because my boss got beached whale syndrome
Example 2: I couldn't answer my phone because my boss got beached whale syndrome
by Little Boots May 26, 2009
Get the beached whale syndrome mug.Hey Gaz have you seen that bleached whale at the bar?
Yeah, I'm going to try and plow him. That okay with you?
Yeah, go for it, I'm more into bears.
Wicked, you should find a bear and we'll all go back to mine and have a group sesh. my house will be like a wildlife sanctuary... designed for filth.
Yeah, I'm going to try and plow him. That okay with you?
Yeah, go for it, I'm more into bears.
Wicked, you should find a bear and we'll all go back to mine and have a group sesh. my house will be like a wildlife sanctuary... designed for filth.
by Liam J. Lewis November 12, 2011
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