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Whackateer 

Members of volunteer fire companies that can't differentiate themselves regarding whacker vs. true volunteers . Whackateering is the art of pretending you're important , in-charge or even liked as a matter of fact. Wackateers thrive off the pretense of a true, passionate volunteer. How to spot a whackateer one may ask? Simple-just look for someone dressed in turn out gear, ear to the portable pretending to know what's being communicated and appears to be under the impression that they're in charge or have a clue. Other words , appear dumbfounded and confused . Often they will have a fisher price walkie talkie and flashlights giving orders to 7 yr olds at the local playgrounds. Be weary of these nut jobs
whackateer poser grey squirrel fire Marshall bill why is he on the fire engine! "Oh, he's our new whackateer!"
Whackateer by Somebody said what ? January 17, 2013

whackatorium

Usually specific to soldiers, or other people who are forced to live in close proximity for long periods of time without either sexual activity or privacy, a whackatorium is a small shack made out of blankets, ponchos or poncho liners that is erected so that the builder can masturbate in relative peace. It is often explained away as a means to block light, or provide privacy to change, despite being erected almost exclusively around one's sleeping quarters.
syn: jack shack
God, we've only been here a week and Gale's already built himself a whackatorium!
whackatorium by Barchack April 13, 2008

Whacktard 

The level at which one is dumber then Smaug himself.
Whacktard by rockman January 19, 2004

wackhater 

that girl is such a wackhater she wants all them dead.
wackhater by alexander Sims February 6, 2008

Whacktacular 

(noun)-To kill 4 or more people with a Plasma Sword in Halo 2 in rapid succession, can also be accomplished with a Brute Shot or any other weapon, but it is much more difficult.

Performing a whacktacular proves you are a top of the line player
Holy hell, I just overboarded every single one of those bitches with my sword, what a whacktacular!
Whacktacular by Brian H November 11, 2004

whacktastic 

That issue of Club was whacktastic - lots of good masturbation material in there.
whacktastic by Wordmaster B January 2, 2005