Whackage 

Marijuana

(Dude #1) Hey man, ya got any whackage?

(Dude #2 hesitantly) Uuum...yeah...a little bit.

(Dude #1) Can I get a whack?

(Dude #2 ) Yeah, sure man.. (damn..this guy never has any weed)

Whackage by MrPeepersNJ December 23, 2010

laying the whackage 

the process of belting someone

I'm completely laying the whackage on this dick shiner

laying the whackage by Arking April 13, 2008

package whackage 

Viciously slapping your inner thighs with the sides of your hands

Did you see Jeremy yesterday?
Yeah! He can do a mean package whackage

package whackage by oXander_ December 19, 2016

Whackateer 

Members of volunteer fire companies that can't differentiate themselves regarding whacker vs. true volunteers . Whackateering is the art of pretending you're important , in-charge or even liked as a matter of fact. Wackateers thrive off the pretense of a true, passionate volunteer. How to spot a whackateer one may ask? Simple-just look for someone dressed in turn out gear, ear to the portable pretending to know what's being communicated and appears to be under the impression that they're in charge or have a clue. Other words , appear dumbfounded and confused . Often they will have a fisher price walkie talkie and flashlights giving orders to 7 yr olds at the local playgrounds. Be weary of these nut jobs

whackateer poser grey squirrel fire Marshall bill why is he on the fire engine! "Oh, he's our new whackateer!"

Whackateer by Somebody said what ? January 17, 2013

whackademic 

An academic of low repute who happily attaches his name to the daily barrage of dubiously engineered, often whacky, research "findings" promoted by PR agencies to gain media coverage for their clients' products. Although whackademics often receive a monetary payment to have their name and academic establishment featured in the press release, the worst offenders often do so merely to see their name in the papers.

A survey by (insert health product) revealed that today, June 14th is National Drowsy Day. (insert whackademic's name and university)stated: "we calculated that our seratonin levels are at their lowest level on June 14th due to a combination of external and physiological factors on this day and therefore it's important to take extra supplements to combat this phenomenon"

whackademic by Dr Quirky September 23, 2007

Package wackage

Slapping someone in the face with your dick, yellung "package wackage."

Last night I gave a package wackage to an emily west.

Package wackage by Alecsawesome June 3, 2018

vietnamese sack wackage 

dirty,nasty,foul,kinky,balls flying everywhere,
sexual intercourse.

me and my mans had the nastiest vietnamese sack wackage lastnight.

vietnamese sack wackage by rbernoeoeke May 19, 2009