Whaccurrate

Noun: Whaccurracy

Something that is unfortunate but factual.

It's whaccurrate that some people wear thongs with no butt.

by The Rey-Train December 29, 2019

Waccurate

A measure for non-alternative, real wack facts.

Sean: Wow, so the head of the EPA doesn't believe in climate change?

Francesca: No he doesn't, Sean. That is waccurate.

Sean: Oh, fucking darnit my darling Francesca! I hate being right when the truth is waccurate.

Francesca: It's hopefully going to be okay, Sean. Come rest by the fireplace my dear, you appear chilled to the bone.

Sean: My beautiful mademoiselle Francesca, that is also waccurate. Call the ambulance, how did I allow myself to grow hypothermic in our own home?

by Bilby Johannes February 7, 2017