Wetbox

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BROCK: Hey, Dolores, don't run the dishwasher until I get out of the wetbox!
DOLORES: What?!
BROCK: I'm hoppin' in the shower!
DOLORES: Ohhhhhhh...

Wetbox by clobberella August 1, 2011

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The School of Wet Box

Sexual experience in the lower orifices.

Woooow, Juan, did you learn that in the School of Wet Box?

The School of Wet Box by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2016

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wet box

refers to the female genetalia that has been aroused and in turn lubricated for the purposes of getting smashed by a dripping third leg.

that bitch had the mintest wet box so i fucked the shit out of it

wet box by mckoo December 14, 2008

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wetox

Anal lubrication between the buttocks, causing discomfort in physical activity involving movement of the legs eg. walking. Also can be used as an insult, with connotations of deep respect. (pl. Wetices)

1) Goddamn, I have a wetox again
2) That boy can be such a wetox sometimes...

wetox by Morris February 26, 2004

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Wetboating

The act of two people engaging in sexual activity when one sticks his phallus into their partner's cavity, but there is no thrusting involved. This act is not believed to revoke either person's virginity.

"Holy shit dude, wetboating."

Wetboating by Wetboating M4ST3R May 20, 2009

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Wet Box in Storage

A sexually active woman that hasn't had sex in a long long time.

One guy says 'Hey check her out !' ...and the other guy says ' awww forget it man, she's a wet box in storage'

Wet Box in Storage by roginnebraskaville September 14, 2011

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wetboy

A guy (usually gay) who derives sexual pleasure from wetting his pants.

He owned up to being a wetboy, saying he sometimes turned himself on by deliberately pissing in his shorts during a match.

wetboy by Janker April 4, 2006

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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