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Term used to describe online-marketing, web-strategy, killer-startup cheerleaders. Frequently think that putting ***three asterisks*** around their Craigslist ad will make a difference. Overuse the verb "to rock." Oblivious to their abuse of the exclamation point. Reside mostly in California, in San Francisco and San Jose. Generally a source of annoyance but also the world's primary supplier of free schwag.

If you see Twitter as a venue for public relations, or as an audience eager to hear news of a post on your "blog," or if you talk earnestly about "social media," or can read Techcrunch, or actually listen to the Gillmor gang with a straight face, you might be a webcock.

A neologism first coined by Dean Allen in, of all things, a Twitter post. Explicated in more detail on his website Favrd.

"Here's a webcock project: spend a little less time analyzing Twitter and a bit more time fucking amusing me with it. Let's drill down, boys!" (Merlin Mann)

webcock by Orin Zebest May 16, 2008

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webcock

Marketing fanboy (or fangirl) who is constantly trying to create buzz for the "hot new thing" online. Considered annoying by those looking for some beef with their sizzle. (Coined by Dean Allen @ www.textism.com.)

"Did you see how Scoble is webcocking FriendFeed lately? It's really not that cool!"

webcock by Tom Faulhaber May 16, 2008

Related Words

webcock • WEBCOCKET • WetCock • webcuck • Weecocker • Wescock • Web Jocky • Web-locking • weeb cock • Wet Cockney Fiddler

WetCock

Half breed between a caucasion and a mexican.

Customer: So what are You?
Hooters Girl: I am a WetCock.

Customer: Huh?
Hooter Girl: You know a cross between a Mexican and a Caucasion.
Customer: O

WetCock by Poot08 August 14, 2009

WEBCOCKET

The dicks of the world wide web

I have used a webcocket

WEBCOCKET by PandaFoodiez February 17, 2022

webcuck

A programmer or designer who just got his first job at a company. Usually being left with repetetitious grunt work like creating HTML landing pages, wrangling with Adobe tools and of course, installing Wordpress plugins.

Dude I've been webcucking all day trying to get this fuckin plugin to work. God damn customers and their drag-n-drop shit.

webcuck by webcuck February 13, 2018

Weecocker

Someone who was a piss fetish

Person A: I’m a right weecocker ;)

Person B : what the actual fuck

Weecocker by Weecocker June 18, 2018

Wescock

The cheese you have under your foreskin

OMG MAN YOU HAVE SO MUCH WESCOCK. GROSE

Wescock by Chedy1234312 January 4, 2023

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026