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Term used to describe online-marketing, web-strategy, killer-startup cheerleaders. Frequently think that putting ***three asterisks*** around their Craigslist ad will make a difference. Overuse the verb "to rock." Oblivious to their abuse of the exclamation point. Reside mostly in California, in San Francisco and San Jose. Generally a source of annoyance but also the world's primary supplier of free schwag.

If you see Twitter as a venue for public relations, or as an audience eager to hear news of a post on your "blog," or if you talk earnestly about "social media," or can read Techcrunch, or actually listen to the Gillmor gang with a straight face, you might be a webcock.

A neologism first coined by Dean Allen in, of all things, a Twitter post. Explicated in more detail on his website Favrd.
"Here's a webcock project: spend a little less time analyzing Twitter and a bit more time fucking amusing me with it. Let's drill down, boys!" (Merlin Mann)
webcock by Orin Zebest May 16, 2008
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Marketing fanboy (or fangirl) who is constantly trying to create buzz for the "hot new thing" online. Considered annoying by those looking for some beef with their sizzle. (Coined by Dean Allen @ www.textism.com.)
"Did you see how Scoble is webcocking FriendFeed lately? It's really not that cool!"
webcock by Tom Faulhaber May 16, 2008
Half breed between a caucasion and a mexican.
Customer: So what are You?
Hooters Girl: I am a WetCock.

Customer: Huh?
Hooter Girl: You know a cross between a Mexican and a Caucasion.
Customer: O
WetCock by Poot08 August 14, 2009

WEBCOCKET 

The dicks of the world wide web
I have used a webcocket
WEBCOCKET by PandaFoodiez February 17, 2022
A programmer or designer who just got his first job at a company. Usually being left with repetetitious grunt work like creating HTML landing pages, wrangling with Adobe tools and of course, installing Wordpress plugins.
Dude I've been webcucking all day trying to get this fuckin plugin to work. God damn customers and their drag-n-drop shit.
webcuck by webcuck February 13, 2018

Weecocker 

Person A: I’m a right weecocker ;)

Person B : what the actual fuck
Weecocker by Weecocker June 18, 2018
The cheese you have under your foreskin
OMG MAN YOU HAVE SO MUCH WESCOCK. GROSE
Wescock by Chedy1234312 January 4, 2023
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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