Wet Wilkie

Like a wet willy, but when you shove your dick in someone's belly button.

Mary: I got a wet wilkie, it was terrorising rape.

by Unknown Dropouts October 27, 2011

wet willie

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own saliva, and inserting said finger into another's ear canal.

I pinned Julie to the ground and gave her a wet willie.

by stamm August 31, 2003

feline wet willie

when your cat wakes you by jamming their wet nose in your ear while purring.

Pardon my yawning. Fluffy woke me at 2am with a feline wet willie.

by chargerjim March 13, 2010

russian wet willie

When someone nuts in your ear

I will russian wet willie in your ear

by snatchmanAZ December 29, 2009

poo stank wet willie

when you put ya finger in ya booty, spit on it to make it moist and stick it in someones ear.

This nigga was talkin shit so when he fell asleep i gave him a poo stank wet willie.

by Chunky2425 January 8, 2009

Candian Wet Willie

When a woman gives fellatio to a man who's penis is covered in maple syrup

Boy 1: Dude, Bridgett just gave Joe a Candian Wet Willie!
Boy 2: Man, I wish I was as lucky as Joe.

by Tom_V October 31, 2012

wet willie

someone putting their wet, ugly, disgusting, crusty, no-good, dirty, slimy, slim jim ass, finger in your waxy no-good ear and twisting it till it hurts.

john: "wet willies"
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will

by JaCk Is ZeStY May 3, 2023