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sandpaper bath

when you wake up at 2am with your cat giving your forehead a bath.
I couldn't sleep last night. My cat woke me up with a sandpaper bath.
by chargerjim August 21, 2009
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feline wet willie

when your cat wakes you by jamming their wet nose in your ear while purring.
Pardon my yawning. Fluffy woke me at 2am with a feline wet willie.
by chargerjim March 13, 2010
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tempcation

A temporary layoff from your job. So the state pays you to stay home.
Combines 'vacation'with 'temporary'.
I need to fire up my DVR to help get through my tempcation
by chargerjim May 11, 2009
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the trinity

When a man penetrates a woman three ways; orally, vaginally and anally.
Kobe Bryant wouldn't have been in trouble Colorado, but he got greedy by trying to achieve the trinity with that girl.
by chargerjim November 7, 2009
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cigarette dangles

The lit end of a cigarette. The ashen end hangs and when smoked by an attactive woman, can be sexy.
Like The Pursuit of Happiness sang, "Cigarette dangles makes me hard".
by chargerjim May 15, 2009
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