Definitions by chargerjim

feline wet willie 

when your cat wakes you by jamming their wet nose in your ear while purring.

Pardon my yawning. Fluffy woke me at 2am with a feline wet willie.

feline wet willie by chargerjim March 13, 2010

the trinity 

When a man penetrates a woman three ways; orally, vaginally and anally.

Kobe Bryant wouldn't have been in trouble Colorado, but he got greedy by trying to achieve the trinity with that girl.

the trinity by chargerjim November 7, 2009

sandpaper bath

when you wake up at 2am with your cat giving your forehead a bath.

I couldn't sleep last night. My cat woke me up with a sandpaper bath.

sandpaper bath by chargerjim August 21, 2009

cigarette dangles 

The lit end of a cigarette. The ashen end hangs and when smoked by an attactive woman, can be sexy.

Like The Pursuit of Happiness sang, "Cigarette dangles makes me hard".

cigarette dangles by chargerjim May 15, 2009

tempcation 

A temporary layoff from your job. So the state pays you to stay home.
Combines 'vacation'with 'temporary'.

I need to fire up my DVR to help get through my tempcation

tempcation by chargerjim May 11, 2009