Wet Nosed
To have a runny nose after taking a large bong or dab hit and coughing to the point of mucus drainage.
Wet Nosed by Bruce Halloweed August 28, 2021
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Wet nose
A wet nose is an insult someone uses when they are dissatisfied with your ability to execute commands in a very large machine, usually delivered by a superior.
“Ok wet nose here's a real tough one, flip on the auto pilot by hitting A”
“mission almost successful Wet nose!”
“mission almost successful Wet nose!”
Wet nose by dafokhmmmmmmmmmm November 1, 2018
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wet nose
when a girl gives a guy a blow job and the guy takes his cock out when he is about to cum and the cum goes up her nose.
wet nose by gerog_galway@yahoo.co.uk April 18, 2010
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Wet nose Wednesday by Doodle dad August 14, 2023
wet puppy nose
When you really have to shit and you can feel the tip just sqeeze out of your butt hole, like a wet puppy's nose, as it gets born.
wet puppy nose by AndersSN December 17, 2008
wet dog nose
When a guy rubs his penis on your body, but he's just taken a piss so it feels similar to when a dog nuzzles you.
wet dog nose by All Outta Angst January 26, 2016
Get your nose wet
When a guy goes down on a woman, naturally she is moist down there (vagina). If he's burying his face in her crotch, his nose is bound to get wet.
In the Magic Mike: Last Dance film (after eating Salma Hayek's snatch in previous scenes), Channing Tatum's character says to a crowd of auditioning hot male actors (who are also pretty much sex workers like he is), "And to do that, you boys got to be ready to get your hands dirty, your noses wet, and them nuts chafed as shit."
Get your nose wet.
Get your nose wet.
Get your nose wet by EatMyPucc July 22, 2025
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