Wet Nelson 

Like a wet Willy, but in the nose.

I gave Johnny a Wet Nelson earlier

Wet Nelson by SavageSara February 22, 2021

wet nelson 

when a guy has to piss like a racehorse and a girl puts him in a full nelson then wraps her legs around his waist and squeezes the piss out of him.

he had to piss bad but on the way to the bathroom his x girlfriend snuck up behind him and put him in a wet nelson.

wet nelson by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

[wet] nelson 

wet nelson is very similar to a wet willy, but instead of putting the wet finger in the ear, you put it in the nose

I was giving wet willies to Jill all day, then I surprised her with a wet nelson.

[wet] nelson by jerrdine January 21, 2009

Wet Willy Nelson 

The act of ejaculating and letting it run from the top all the way down to the bottom of the shaft of your penis and then shoving it in your unsuspecting partner's mouth.

John says; wow last night I gave my girlfriend a Wet Willy Nelson after a sensual 45 minute round of masterbation. She vomited profusely for 7 minutes, and then came back for round 2!!!

Wet Willy Nelson by Dartamisprime April 17, 2019

Wet Willy Nelson 

Licking your finger or fingers and sticking them in someone's butt hole

Dude wtf! why'd you just give me that wet Willy Nelson i was trying to pick up the soap!

Wet Willy Nelson by IAmTheBird August 7, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019