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Westwood Goodbye 

The act of falling asleep while receiving fellatio. It is the antithesis of a Brentwood Hello.
That chick sucked my dick last night, but she was so bad that I ended up giving her a Westwood Goodbye.
Westwood Goodbye by Eighteen Dummy August 25, 2016

Westwood Studios 

A now-defuncted video game company which was, in the end, purchased by an aggressive bidding by EA Games/Electronic Arts. They created games that impressed players and critics alike, such as Command & Conquer, Nox, Lands of Lore, and Dune. Their last known game was Command & Conquer: Renegade(2002).
"Man, it's too bad EA bought out Westwood Studios."
"Yeah. . . I was hoping for a Red Alert 3 or Tiberian Twilight."

Westwood online 

One of the greatest existing places to play online games....for 5 more days at least until EA destroys it.
Westwood online was the place to be on Wednesday. Then EA showed up and everyone left.
Westwood online by Pujols005 October 12, 2005

Westwood High School 

High school in Austin, Texas. 99% of the population is azn and the school is therefore highly competitive. It is impossible to make good grades. The school also intitutes the IB program, another form of torture.

They don't tell you this, but the teachers are really aliens. One specific teacher, Mrs. Hunt, is the devil in disguise.

Oh, the other 1% of students are comprised of stoners, jocks, wanna be asians, gamers, and losers in general.
"Oh you go to Westwood? You're gonna get pwn3d."

Westwood middle school

If you read this, your probably from Westwood middle school, and are just looking it up to see if anyone has done anything for it yet. So I’m am here to define our school for you TRASH.
Westwood middle school is trash.

westwood, nj 

once named "Pleasentville", Westwood in in north jersey in Bergen county. on the outside, it seems like a pretty decent catholic/Christian town where nothing bad happens and everyone is good and sane BUT once your in Westwood there no getting out, on the inside Westwood is a killer neighborhood, known to the teenage population as "Weedwood" or "westweed" a lotta weed comes in and out of Westwood and it's the good kush. the 3 stores run by Indians have the good shit and they sell anything from alcohol to cocaine to kids with enough money and kids who look old enough. there are dank parties are thrown basically every weekend where everyone get fuckin drunk off their asses and roam around the debater if Westwood annoying the Starbucks employees. most dank ass parties have the cops called on by adults who don't know how to party. come to Westwood my people, it's a fucked up town which you'll love
Jeff: Yoooo did you hear about that bombass party in westwood, nj??
Dan the man: yeah bro there was a hell lot of weed and alcohol and some bitch tried to throw herself in a fire and wanted to come down on her ex
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