Intrusive thoughts of self-doubt and despair, often associated with depression or anxiety, that crawl into your brain and make it hard to focus on other things.

I was going to go to the party, but my brain-weasels were so bad that I couldn't deal with other people that evening.

Brain-Weasels by e.m.b. December 16, 2015

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weasel-foot

a derogatory term, aimed at no group or persons in particular, used with the intent of completely and utterly confusing the receiver of the insult.

"If you weren't such a fucking weasel-foot, you'd fucking understand!"

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shut up, wesley

Perhaps the most famous line from Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard in the STAR TREK: TNG episode "Datalore". Picard tells Wesley to shut up after he tries to warn the crew that they were actually talking to Lore, Data's evil twin. This also works when someone won't stop whining about something.

OTHER PERSON: You know, I wish you'd listen to me once in a while, because I happen to know...
YOU: Shut up, Wesley!

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weaselbee

Used as an insult in the third installment of the Harry Potter series, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

"You two shopping for your new dream home? Bit grand for you, isn't it, Weaselbee? Don't your family all sleep in... one room? " Draco as Ron is looking at the Shrieking Shack with Hermione.

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Prick Weasel

An annoying and obnoxious individual. Someone who thinks they know it all but are actually trash at whatever it is that they’re doing. Someone who brings animosity to every situation that they’re in.

Levi, I can’t believe Mike is at it again. He’s a little prick weasel.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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