if you’re wessed you’re really high/stoned/drunk to the point you’re monging out and can barely function
by Iz2019 June 18, 2021
Get the wessed mug.When something is broken on your vehicle and you improve the repair. It has been re-engineered by a mythical genius to never break again. Everything around it will actually become stronger. It has something to do with the magical fingers of the mechanic who fixes such problems. The person who can "Wessed up" repairs holds the key to the center of the time and space continuum.
"Yep, Your damn frame is rotted and your bumper is dragging the ground. Everytime we put oil in, it leaks all down the damn road. I mean Wes has some time to wave the harry potter wand at your Piece of shit and we'll get ya Wessed up and running again.
by Master_0F_ThE_OBViouS September 27, 2017
Get the Wessed up mug.The act of turning around anything someone says and making it an insult and continuing this pattern no matter what anyone says.
Guy: Man I really like that when there's no clouds in the sky. It's just so clear and blue.
Girl: You're face is clear and blue.
Guy: WTF?
Girl: You've been Wessel'd
Girl: You're face is clear and blue.
Guy: WTF?
Girl: You've been Wessel'd
by J-Milly November 9, 2013
Get the Wessel'd mug.Fucking sexiest guitarist of the fucking sexiest band there ever was: GROUPLOVE. Great hair, great teeth, great smile, and great personality. Accepts any and all prom invitations and is sweet beyond belief. Also surfs professionally, which just adds to the sex appeal.
1: Hey have you heard that song by GROUPLOVE: spun?
me: Yes yes YES fucking YES andrew wessen aka sex god sings and plays uke on it its so fucking hot oh my god fangirling.
me: Yes yes YES fucking YES andrew wessen aka sex god sings and plays uke on it its so fucking hot oh my god fangirling.
by andrew appreciaton September 2, 2012
Get the Andrew Wessen mug.The state of being completely intoxicated whereas one or more of the below stated instances may occur: pissing one's pants and/or bed, spouting obsenities at inappropriate times and audiences, losing one's wallet/cell phone/car keys, istigating fights with persons larger than one's self, losing consciousness on unknown private property, drooling on one's self.
Dude, I was got so wesseled last night I got in a fight, lost everything in my pockets, went home with a fatty, and pissed my pants, and barely escaped this morning without her catching my real name. Man I was wesseled!
by Eddie Hoffman May 3, 2008
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by Smashed Marx September 26, 2017
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by Wessex_Water January 18, 2011
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