wessed
if you’re wessed you’re really high/stoned/drunk to the point you’re monging out and can barely function
Words you can keep
Wessed up
When something is broken on your vehicle and you improve the repair. It has been re-engineered by a mythical genius to never break again. Everything around it will actually become stronger. It has something to do with the magical fingers of the mechanic who fixes such problems. The person who can "Wessed up" repairs holds the key to the center of the time and space continuum.
"Yep, Your damn frame is rotted and your bumper is dragging the ground. Everytime we put oil in, it leaks all down the damn road. I mean Wes has some time to wave the harry potter wand at your Piece of shit and we'll get ya Wessed up and running again.
Wessed up by Master_0F_ThE_OBViouS September 27, 2017
Andrew Wessen
Fucking sexiest guitarist of the fucking sexiest band there ever was: GROUPLOVE. Great hair, great teeth, great smile, and great personality. Accepts any and all prom invitations and is sweet beyond belief. Also surfs professionally, which just adds to the sex appeal.
1: Hey have you heard that song by GROUPLOVE: spun?
me: Yes yes YES fucking YES andrew wessen aka sex god sings and plays uke on it its so fucking hot oh my god fangirling.
me: Yes yes YES fucking YES andrew wessen aka sex god sings and plays uke on it its so fucking hot oh my god fangirling.
Andrew Wessen by andrew appreciaton September 2, 2012
wesseled
The state of being completely intoxicated whereas one or more of the below stated instances may occur: pissing one's pants and/or bed, spouting obsenities at inappropriate times and audiences, losing one's wallet/cell phone/car keys, istigating fights with persons larger than one's self, losing consciousness on unknown private property, drooling on one's self.
Dude, I was got so wesseled last night I got in a fight, lost everything in my pockets, went home with a fatty, and pissed my pants, and barely escaped this morning without her catching my real name. Man I was wesseled!
wesseled by Eddie Hoffman May 3, 2008
Wesselink's Law
The theory that when a maestro of any kind of musical activity says that it is the last time, it shall be repeated an undefined number of times.
Wesselink's Law by Smashed Marx September 26, 2017
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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