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Werthers Original 

-Getting a blow job from an old lady
-A blow job in a nursing home
I'd sure like Louise to give me a Werthers Original.

Your grandma is hot, do you think she'd give me a werthers original.
Werthers Original by Ozzy113 April 3, 2011

Werthers Original 

When you get a toothless blow job
Cmon granny gimme a werthers original

Werther's Original 

An awesome caramel(most common flavor) candy made by the German candy-maker Storck. Has a distinct taste like no other. Also comes in chocolate, and chewy toffee. If you haven't tried it yet, well, you don't know what you're missing. I like to call them "Werther's". Here is a direct quote from the back of one of the Werther's Original bags:

"A long time ago, in the small European village of Werther, candy-maker Gustav Nebel created his finest candy. He used the best ingredients-real butter, fresh cream, white and brown sugars, a pinch of salt and a lot of time-to create a treasure worthy of being wrapped in gold. Because they turned out especially well, they were named Werther's Original in honor of the little village.
Crafting this smooth, creamy caramel became a family tradition handed down through generations.

Today, people all around the world enjoy the unique taste of Werther's Original."
1: Hey, want a Werther's Original?
2: Sure, thanks.
Werther's Original by Buggy424 October 18, 2008

Werther's Original 

A weird sex move from 50's
"I'd just ask your grandmother Kathy for a Werther's Original and then I'd hit the bricks."
Werther's Original by iluvclacker November 9, 2016

A Werther's Original 

Happens occasionally after anal sex with an old man or woman (<65) when they are unable to hold their bodily functions in and your semen mixes with their shit
Friend: Dude I heard you fucked Billy's grandma!!

You: Yeah dude it was sick, she gave me A Werther's Original. It was the best I ever had.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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