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A Werther's Original 

Happens occasionally after anal sex with an old man or woman (<65) when they are unable to hold their bodily functions in and your semen mixes with their shit
Friend: Dude I heard you fucked Billy's grandma!!

You: Yeah dude it was sick, she gave me A Werther's Original. It was the best I ever had.