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Wembley high technology college 

Military school but public. They spend money on the most useless shit 0/10 don't go there.
"Yo I heard Jake went to wembley high technology college the poor dude"
The small wet stain on your underwear (and, in desperate cases, your trousers) caused by putting your dick back after taking a piss without shaking properly. Named after the English national football stadium (presumably due to the shape of the stadium). Not something that impresses the ladies: be warned, splashes from the sink when washing hands can give the same effect. Um... but you should still wash your hands, of course. Particularly evil on light coloured trousers.
You probably don't want to say "Nice Wembley, mate!". You shouldn't be looking.
wembley by Def Jem May 14, 2005

Wembley high technology college 

Every kid who went here hates it but they're all better then the rest. We all hate our life but at least we're smart
"I'm from Wembley high technology college and therefore better then you"
Some one who has been born and (wem)BRED in wembury a small village in south west england, near plymouth, is beleived to be all farmers and inbred freaks but its not there is not 1 chav either thank god!
HAHAHA your not a true wembred you wernt born here and your not inbred

Clumsy Child Syndrome at Wembley Stadium

The musical hardcore trance/screamo act 'Clumsy Child Syndrome' performing at Wembley Stadium.

NO
Water Bottle: I heard Clumsy Child Syndrome are playing Wembley. Clumsy Child Syndrome at Wembley Stadium? Scarpering hampers huh?
Magazine: NO!
Mirror: WHO IS THIS EVEN SPEAKING ON THE TELEPHONE?!
Wembley Stadium announcement: Due to Prozac limited the following houses have been demolished...10!
Magazine: NO!

DON'T EVER BELIEVE IN THE MIRRORS!

wimbrey sisters 

The best set of sisters you will ever meet! Super fun and cool to be around and my bestest friends in the whole world. Only question is, is it Psalms and Hannah or Hannah and Psalms. Other than that issue you have the perfect pair. :)
Are those the Wimbrey sisters?

YES!!!! I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!

Me too!