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The small wet stain on your underwear (and, in desperate cases, your trousers) caused by putting your dick back after taking a piss without shaking properly. Named after the English national football stadium (presumably due to the shape of the stadium). Not something that impresses the ladies: be warned, splashes from the sink when washing hands can give the same effect. Um... but you should still wash your hands, of course. Particularly evil on light coloured trousers.
You probably don't want to say "Nice Wembley, mate!". You shouldn't be looking.
wembley by Def Jem May 14, 2005
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A handsome, carefree, persistent, consistent and magnificent human being who's sarcasm is incomparable.
You are such a Wembley
Wembley by Juju Royale September 15, 2019

Wembley high technology college 

Military school but public. They spend money on the most useless shit 0/10 don't go there.
"Yo I heard Jake went to wembley high technology college the poor dude"

Wembley high technology college 

Every kid who went here hates it but they're all better then the rest. We all hate our life but at least we're smart
"I'm from Wembley high technology college and therefore better then you"

Clumsy Child Syndrome at Wembley Stadium

The musical hardcore trance/screamo act 'Clumsy Child Syndrome' performing at Wembley Stadium.

NO
Water Bottle: I heard Clumsy Child Syndrome are playing Wembley. Clumsy Child Syndrome at Wembley Stadium? Scarpering hampers huh?
Magazine: NO!
Mirror: WHO IS THIS EVEN SPEAKING ON THE TELEPHONE?!
Wembley Stadium announcement: Due to Prozac limited the following houses have been demolished...10!
Magazine: NO!

DON'T EVER BELIEVE IN THE MIRRORS!

Road to Wembley 

Line of hair leading directly to a man's genital area. Also known as a 'stairway to heaven'.
Girl 1: Did you see Jack's dark trail of hair under his belly-button at the beach yesterday?
Girl 2: Oh, you mean his road to Wembley?
Road to Wembley by Mylosc August 27, 2013
Wembley is one of the characters in Fraggles. He's known to be very indecisive. Wemble is a Fraggle verb and means not being able to decide.
Girl: Would you like pizza or the big salad?
Guy: I don't know. Pizza is tasty, but then again, salad is healthy. I'm hungry, so pizza would be nice. But the salad looks great. Maybe I'll take the salad then. Uh, but I would really like the pizza...
Girl: Don't wemble like a moron. Come on, what do you want?
wemble by Flint_6 March 3, 2008