wembley

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The small wet stain on your underwear (and, in desperate cases, your trousers) caused by putting your dick back after taking a piss without shaking properly. Named after the English national football stadium (presumably due to the shape of the stadium). Not something that impresses the ladies: be warned, splashes from the sink when washing hands can give the same effect. Um... but you should still wash your hands, of course. Particularly evil on light coloured trousers.

You probably don't want to say "Nice Wembley, mate!". You shouldn't be looking.

wembley by Def Jem May 14, 2005

Words you can keep

Wembley

A handsome, carefree, persistent, consistent and magnificent human being who's sarcasm is incomparable.

You are such a Wembley

Wembley by Juju Royale September 15, 2019

Wembley high technology college

Military school but public. They spend money on the most useless shit 0/10 don't go there.

"Yo I heard Jake went to wembley high technology college the poor dude"

Wembley high technology college by Fuckeverythingandyourmother September 29, 2020

Wembley high technology college

Every kid who went here hates it but they're all better then the rest. We all hate our life but at least we're smart

"I'm from Wembley high technology college and therefore better then you"

Wembley high technology college by Fuckeverythingandyourmother October 21, 2020

Clumsy Child Syndrome at Wembley Stadium

The musical hardcore trance/screamo act 'Clumsy Child Syndrome' performing at Wembley Stadium.

NO

Water Bottle: I heard Clumsy Child Syndrome are playing Wembley. Clumsy Child Syndrome at Wembley Stadium? Scarpering hampers huh?
Magazine: NO!
Mirror: WHO IS THIS EVEN SPEAKING ON THE TELEPHONE?!
Wembley Stadium announcement: Due to Prozac limited the following houses have been demolished...10!
Magazine: NO!

DON'T EVER BELIEVE IN THE MIRRORS!

Clumsy Child Syndrome at Wembley Stadium by preqq May 28, 2008

Road to Wembley

Line of hair leading directly to a man's genital area. Also known as a 'stairway to heaven'.

Girl 1: Did you see Jack's dark trail of hair under his belly-button at the beach yesterday?
Girl 2: Oh, you mean his road to Wembley?

Road to Wembley by Mylosc August 27, 2013

wemble

Wembley is one of the characters in Fraggles. He's known to be very indecisive. Wemble is a Fraggle verb and means not being able to decide.

Girl: Would you like pizza or the big salad?
Guy: I don't know. Pizza is tasty, but then again, salad is healthy. I'm hungry, so pizza would be nice. But the salad looks great. Maybe I'll take the salad then. Uh, but I would really like the pizza...
Girl: Don't wemble like a moron. Come on, what do you want?

wemble by Flint_6 March 3, 2008

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026