Weltching
When you do not wipe all that well and the grease and duckbutter collects in your anus and causes a very nasty itch.
Weltching by QWERTY 123456 August 21, 2015
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Blair Witching
The Act of Standing in a corner very eerily and creepily. Most commonly done in games like G-mod by a youtuber Mr.Sark.
Tom: "Hey jack, what's that girl doing in that corner ?"
Jack: "Oh she's Blair Witching"
Tom:" I wish she would stop, it's very unsettling."
Jack: "Oh she's Blair Witching"
Tom:" I wish she would stop, it's very unsettling."
Blair Witching by Blair Witching December 14, 2014
Related Words
binge-watching
i am currently binge-watching all 10 seasons of Supernatural.
or
I binge watched 10 years of television in 2 weeks!
or
I binge watched 10 years of television in 2 weeks!
binge-watching by Emo/SPN Trash af October 19, 2015
Cock watching
When a man is in another mans business instead of focusing on his own moves or decisions. Usually it’s when you’re doing something they don’t agree with or thought of first so they hate on it.
Cock watching by Jayrodrick December 5, 2020
Tank top Watching
When a creepy guy is watching you, (he doesn’t have to be wearing a tank top) but he has to give off tank top vibes. And have a little dirt on his shirt.
Tank top Watching by Savowtruffle July 19, 2021
STOP WATCHING GAY SPIDER
STOP WATCHING GAY SPIDER by busrespeccer9 January 29, 2020
Who's watching in (Present year)
An extremely cancerous sentence posted on youtube comment sections of old videos so they can easily get likes. Usually, videos posted within the years 2005, to 2010 in 2017.
Yep, just post one simple "Who's watching in 2017" or whatever year you're in and you'll get likes in no time. About 10% of people hate this type of comment. The other 90% though, love it because it gets them likes and they don't have the skillz to become pro at making likable youtube comments.
Yep, just post one simple "Who's watching in 2017" or whatever year you're in and you'll get likes in no time. About 10% of people hate this type of comment. The other 90% though, love it because it gets them likes and they don't have the skillz to become pro at making likable youtube comments.
Who's watching in 2017?
Replies:
Me.
Me.
Not me.
And someone that actually thinks this comment is cancerous, "I'm watching in 2017 too, Btw that type of comment is cancerous.
Who's watching in (Present year) basically it is just baiting to get likes.
Replies:
Me.
Me.
Not me.
And someone that actually thinks this comment is cancerous, "I'm watching in 2017 too, Btw that type of comment is cancerous.
Who's watching in (Present year) basically it is just baiting to get likes.
Who's watching in (Present year) by LittleRocketMan February 27, 2017
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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