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Big and gay, normally describing one's penis.
I love the big, dangly, welsch cock.
Welsch by Griffin March 16, 2005
Words you can keep
a thong that is halway up someones back.
daaamn check out that welsch
welsch by welschman December 9, 2008

Welsch promise 

Old Welsch custom of giving a gift of food with one serving missing.
The “Promise” of the gesture was that this gift would not be given if it were not at least good enough for the person giving the gift. The missing serving was presumed to be used to confirm the quality of the item and evaluate possible improvements.
The custom is thought to have originated in the mid-seventeenth century.
We did not understand why our Thanksgiving turkey only had one wing until my grandfather explained the custom of the Welsch promise, and it’s purpose of honoring his guests.
Welsch promise by Juan Moore Beer October 18, 2023

Japenese Welsch 

When you pull the scrotum over the penis and flick it repeatedly until it gets numb and blue, and then tea bag your partner repeatedly until they lose consciousness.
I Japenese Welsched that bitch so hard she got brain hemorrhages.
Japenese Welsch by SMLIFLE March 27, 2008

Jim Welsh 

He walks around gas stations in a trench coat and he grabs the sandwiches and uses them as puppets locals say
(issacwhy character)
person: Holy crap its Jim welsh

Jim welsh: Hello its me Jim Welsh
Jim Welsh by quri1q August 23, 2022

weltschmerz 

german word (welt=world, schmerz=pain) that has found its way into the english language. a term that describes melancholy or better the state of sadness about all the things going wrong in this world, sadness about sadness etc.
"Whassup with Toby, he's looking so sad and staring into the campfire for like an hour...?!"
"Oh, just weltschmerz"
weltschmerz by Toby german dude August 3, 2005

a shit welsh teacher 

Mrs baily is a shit welsh teacher
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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