Welna

Welna is usually ugly and think she's all that, she wears dirty pants all the time and tries to steal other girls man. She's usually jealous of girls that start with the letter M and S. She wants attention and tries to get it in the wrong ways.

Girl 1: You saw Welna today?
Girl 2: Yea she in the bathroom

Girl 3: Oh, she probably tryna fix her nappy hair

Welna by Siahuknow May 7, 2022

Welna

The most powerful female form in the observable and yet-to-be observed universe.

Jim: Did you hear about Welna?
Bob: No?
Jim: *reaches for radio* Take him out.

Welna by Doctoroftheworld November 20, 2012

Wella 

A girl that is beautiful, with a great heart. She's Cute and loves to make people happy. She's hard to get with and will make guys fall for her In an instant. She's the perfect girl!

Wella you're amazing I wish I was youu

Wella by Alex asonge March 19, 2017

Welfare Whore 

A woman who continues to have many children, often by different men, in order to live off of the Welfare system.

Marie's pregnant again? She's such a Welfare Whore!

Welfare Whore by Shpolfling June 6, 2009

Hipster Welfare 

Living off of monthly donations from Patreon for bad art or 'important work', usually of the social justice variety, which is often subpar or unsellable otherwise. Basically, receiving the financial equivalent of a pity fuck.

"He'd be flipping burgers instead of complaining on his blog if it wasn't for hipster welfare."

Hipster Welfare by PrimalChaos December 22, 2014

wingnut welfare 

Assistance, in the form of a public forum, granted to a washed-up, discredited, or deranged conservative figure. Typically provided by right-wing media outlets, but often provided by mainstream media outlets for the sake of appearing to be "balanced".

- Fox News is a primary supplier of wingnut welfare, giving copious amounts of airtime to the likes of Newt Gingrich, Karl Rove, Rudy Giuliani, and Sarah Palin.

- Charles Krauthammer, Cal Thomas, and Bill O'Reilly wouldn't have their weekly columns in respectable newspapers if not for wingnut welfare.

wingnut welfare by fredmast August 1, 2010

Welfare Cow 

Welfare Cow. A sloppy lazy obesse individual with zero interest in work. Can usually be found grazing in low income apartments. Primary occupation is providing for the physical needs of Welfare Bulls. Usually has several offspring with different bulls. Social by nature welfare cows often develope drama based relationships with other welfare cows within the same apartment pens. As herds get larger the cows often compete for status and attentions from a common bull culminating in great episodes of Cops.

The Welfare Cow woke up the neighborhood when she stepped out on the apartment to yell at her newest boyfriend. I couldnt help but notice she was wearing a bright moo-moo that did little to cover her 400lb weight.

Welfare Cow by BCM65 February 28, 2010