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an absolute champ, chad, gamer, and best person out there. he is a great bestfriend and we all love him very much 100%
“oh my god is that WELLSON? what a pog gamer!!”
wellson by meatballsalad December 20, 2021

Welldonisation

Technological progression - when a new piece of hardware or software, or a new efficiency is discovered, it's considered Welldonisation. An improvement on the current situation. The collective term for the innovation(s) can also be referred to as "Welldonstuff".
True Welldonisation has occurred, Wordpress now updates itself automatically. That is true Welldonstuff.
Welldonisation by mashynewie November 1, 2013
The finder of or solution to a seemingly impossible problem.
"That guy just wrote a program to implement an algorithm for knot theory!-- what a wellons!"
wellons by Larsonna December 18, 2007

Wellston Ohio

A small city located in southern Ohio, most businesses are boarded up and closed, the city is drug infested.
Home of the wellston rockets the most underfunded high school athletic program in the state. The people of wellston dress gangster and try to make rap music despite having Appalachian accents and living in a small city of only 6000 people.

On a high note wellston has excellent Chinese food.
"Alteast I don't live in Wellston Ohio anymore".

"Hey Bob what is there to do in wellston besides pills?"
Bob: "eat Chinese food at Johnny's and ride lawnmowers."
Wellston Ohio by estabanroso February 7, 2015

Joey Wellon'd 

When you log into Facebook and a jackass "Likes" everything on the homepage or someones profile resulting in excessive amounts of notifications.
*Logs into Facebook*

*63 Notifications*

"Dammit I've been Joey Wellon'd"
Joey Wellon'd by PuritySyrup October 16, 2011
A pretty rare name. Given to those by the parent. Welsons are unique. They’re different from each other, just like how other people with similar names are different from each other. Be you, be unique.
“Lol I want a salad today.” said Welson.
Welson by anotherdefinitioncreator January 23, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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