wellons 

The finder of or solution to a seemingly impossible problem.

"That guy just wrote a program to implement an algorithm for knot theory!-- what a wellons!"

wellons by Larsonna December 18, 2007

Joey Wellon'd 

When you log into Facebook and a jackass "Likes" everything on the homepage or someones profile resulting in excessive amounts of notifications.

*Logs into Facebook*

*63 Notifications*

"Dammit I've been Joey Wellon'd"

Joey Wellon'd by PuritySyrup October 16, 2011

wellenstrummelzentrierung 

German slang for a diabetes-riddled homeless man with homoerotic tendencies.

If I walk home that way, I'm gonna get accosted by the Wellenstrummelzentrierung.

wellenstrummelzentrierung by PlasticJesus September 13, 2013

Wellensittich 

Originally discovered in Germany, Wellensittich means budgie. can be used in common speech like 'Oh wellensttich' (long for oh well) and 'Your such a wellensittich!!' and 'Hi wellensittich!'.Wellensittich is used to make someone feel more intellectual, by using a foreign language in speech. Also used in the remix of 'Truly Scrumptious' from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Lyrics:
Truly Wellensittich,
Truly truly wellensittich,
Das ist ein guten tag wellensittich!!

Unfortunately thats as far as the lyrics go - but there are amusing actions. They include resting your head on your hands, widening your eyes, cocking your head and having a demented smile whilst singing the lyrics and including random snippets of german and english. Used rarely - if you hear a girl saying ' Oh wellensittich!' i suggest you approach her - she is very inventive, witty and beautiful.

Tiare: Hello Bana!

Bella: Hello wellensittich!

random person: Did you just say wellensittich? No wonder you're such a witty, inventive, beautiful girl!

Wellensittich by iheartwellensittiches July 18, 2011

wellos

wellington boots (water-tight knee-high boots). also called wellies.

In is raining cats and dogs. You had better wear your wellos while going out.

wellos by uttam maharjan February 16, 2010

Wellon Starter Kit 

Hi Vapers,
This thread we want to introduce an Unmatched Vape Starter Kit from Wellontech.com

2017 new trendy products Wellon Transformer 75w 4.0ml EU 18650battery vape box mod kit.
Here are some pictures Wellon Starter Kit to have a glance.

The Wellon Starter Transformer Kit Specs and features:

Transformer tank

Diameter: 22 mm
Height: 47.6 mm
Capacity: 4.0 mL
Weight: 71 g
Replaceable Pyrex glass
Symmetric airflow

Transformer Box Mod

Dimension: 82 x 42 x 22 mm
Weight: 121 g
Temperature range 200-600F
Output wattage: 1-75
Resistance: 0.1-3.0 ohms
Standby current: <50 uA
Voltage range: 0.5-8 volts
Fit for: 18650
Material: Zinc alloy
Thread: Spring loaded
Display: OLED

Learn more this Vape Starter Kit at Wellontech.com

Wellon Starter Kit is Unmatched Vape Starter Kit from Wellontech.com
Wellon Starter Kit Specs and features:

Transformer tank

Diameter: 22 mm
Height: 47.6 mm
Capacity: 4.0 mL
Weight: 71 g
Replaceable Pyrex glass
Symmetric airflow

Transformer Box Mod

Dimension: 82 x 42 x 22 mm
Weight: 121 g
Temperature range 200-600F
Output wattage: 1-75
Resistance: 0.1-3.0 ohms
Standby current: <50 uA
Voltage range: 0.5-8 volts
Fit for: 18650
Material: Zinc alloy
Thread: Spring loaded
Display: OLED

Learn more this Vape Starter Kit at Wellontech.com

Wellon Starter Kit by Wellon Psionics November 30, 2017

wellenspoch 

Shocked but not surprised

“WHAT? Double taco holder butt plugs are a thing?? I’m having a wellenspoch moment right now.”

“I’m in a state of wellenspoch after hearing that Florida banned ‘Humpty Dumpty’ for being ‘too woke.’”

wellenspoch by Nonexistent Bidets March 24, 2024