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The finder of or solution to a seemingly impossible problem.
"That guy just wrote a program to implement an algorithm for knot theory!-- what a wellons!"
wellons by Larsonna December 18, 2007
Words you can keep

Joey Wellon'd 

When you log into Facebook and a jackass "Likes" everything on the homepage or someones profile resulting in excessive amounts of notifications.
*Logs into Facebook*

*63 Notifications*

"Dammit I've been Joey Wellon'd"
Joey Wellon'd by PuritySyrup October 16, 2011

wellenstrummelzentrierung 

German slang for a diabetes-riddled homeless man with homoerotic tendencies.
If I walk home that way, I'm gonna get accosted by the Wellenstrummelzentrierung.

Wellensittich 

Originally discovered in Germany, Wellensittich means budgie. can be used in common speech like 'Oh wellensttich' (long for oh well) and 'Your such a wellensittich!!' and 'Hi wellensittich!'.Wellensittich is used to make someone feel more intellectual, by using a foreign language in speech. Also used in the remix of 'Truly Scrumptious' from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Lyrics:
Truly Wellensittich,
Truly truly wellensittich,
Das ist ein guten tag wellensittich!!

Unfortunately thats as far as the lyrics go - but there are amusing actions. They include resting your head on your hands, widening your eyes, cocking your head and having a demented smile whilst singing the lyrics and including random snippets of german and english. Used rarely - if you hear a girl saying ' Oh wellensittich!' i suggest you approach her - she is very inventive, witty and beautiful.
Tiare: Hello Bana!

Bella: Hello wellensittich!

random person: Did you just say wellensittich? No wonder you're such a witty, inventive, beautiful girl!
wellington boots (water-tight knee-high boots). also called wellies.
In is raining cats and dogs. You had better wear your wellos while going out.
wellos by uttam maharjan February 16, 2010

Wellon Starter Kit 

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Transformer tank

Diameter: 22 mm
Height: 47.6 mm
Capacity: 4.0 mL
Weight: 71 g
Replaceable Pyrex glass
Symmetric airflow

Transformer Box Mod

Dimension: 82 x 42 x 22 mm
Weight: 121 g
Temperature range 200-600F
Output wattage: 1-75
Resistance: 0.1-3.0 ohms
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Voltage range: 0.5-8 volts
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Thread: Spring loaded
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Wellon Starter Kit Specs and features:

Transformer tank

Diameter: 22 mm
Height: 47.6 mm
Capacity: 4.0 mL
Weight: 71 g
Replaceable Pyrex glass
Symmetric airflow

Transformer Box Mod

Dimension: 82 x 42 x 22 mm
Weight: 121 g
Temperature range 200-600F
Output wattage: 1-75
Resistance: 0.1-3.0 ohms
Standby current: <50 uA
Voltage range: 0.5-8 volts
Fit for: 18650
Material: Zinc alloy
Thread: Spring loaded
Display: OLED

Learn more this Vape Starter Kit at Wellontech.com
Wellon Starter Kit by Wellon Psionics November 30, 2017

wellenspoch 

“WHAT? Double taco holder butt plugs are a thing?? I’m having a wellenspoch moment right now.”

“I’m in a state of wellenspoch after hearing that Florida banned ‘Humpty Dumpty’ for being ‘too woke.’”
More from Urban Dictionary

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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