Wellsin' 

The act of performing a critical, mission-driven event at maximum possible capacity. Similar in context to but with more exclamatory emphasis than "clutch".

With the clock running down Ed started Wellsin' it and got a final shot of the ice ball past Jeff, the goalie.

Wellsin' by waybetterthanu June 18, 2012

Wellsin' 

1. The blatant and willing act of accomplishing absolutely nothing while consuming the largest measurable passage of time, without getting in trouble for it.

2. To be total shit at doing something.

“I would have gotten you those reports on time but I have been Wellsin’ it up big time. I will make it my top priority. Working on it, shouldn’t take long.”

"Man, look at Ed peace'n out early, he's really Wellsin' it up today."

Wellsin' by TheAuthorityOnTheMatter December 2, 2013

Wellsin 

The act of getting out of work. To otherwise Sham and make excuses not do your job

Get back to work stop "Wellsin" around.
The act of being Lazy.
Getting out of things, "Wellsin" your way out of it
Voiding work is to commit the act of "Wellsin"
Always having some type of Appointment.
" Your not going to believe this but I have a sudden Appointment.

Wellsin by TM 5 December 10, 2013

Wellsian Tortilla

Wellsian Tortillas are a unique brand of tortillas made in the Lakewood/Steilacoom region of Washington, specifically in the vicinity of Fort Lewis. Wellsian Tortillas are known for their blandly absurd taste - and for having a penchant for always being around when least expected (i.e. in the middle of a class or briefing, it is not unusual for a Wellsian Tortilla to come flying out of the back of the room to unanimous dissatisfaction). Historically, Wellsian Tortillas originated in 2008 on the United States Army base called Fort Lewis.

Preparation
Wellsian Tortillas take little preparation or forethought in creation and are typically the result of an ill-thought out attempt at humor or as a illogical retort. On rare occasions, Wellsian Tortillas defy their aforementioned blandness and absurdity and can bear a faintly (stress faintly) humorous aftertaste. This taste is usually not prolonged and tends to fade within a few minutes - not unlike the symptoms of Salvia use or joke degradation (the phenomenon of fading joke appeal over repeated tellings).

To prepare your own Wellsian Tortillas, the following ingredients are required:

* Absurd amounts of movie (and/or) pop-culture familiarity. "Absurd amounts" being attributable to the often-time inability to control one's reference and/or vocalizing of an inane movie/pop-culture reference (usually at inappropriate times).

* Child-like innocence naivety, usually used as a complement to actions that in other people would border on the levels of mental instability/underdevelopment.

* An unwitting audience.

* An easy bake oven (a mouth often doubles as a field-expedient easy bake oven.

Side Effects
Wellsian Tortillas should be created and consumed sparingly. Overcreation/overconsumption of Wellsian Tortillas can result in painful side-effects including hysteria, momentary blindness, momentary muteness or deafness, wide spread panic, delusions of grandeur, homicidal rage, unnecessary impersonations, and dementia. Safe recommended doses are somewhere between 0 and 1 ingestions annually.

If you believe you have consumed or created a Wellsian Tortilla consult your doctor (i.e. the nearest suicidal instrument).

If all else fails SLING PIGEON.

Man... that Wellsian Tortilla tastes like shit.

Wellsian Tortilla by Specialist Demotable B June 24, 2009

kirk wellsian

An act that can be characterized as pervy and/or completely over the top and unnecessary (usually at the detriment of whatever you're supposed to be doing at the time).

Your decision to knit 500 sweaters and photograph adolescent girls instead of attending the mandatory meeting was very Kirk Wellsian.

kirk wellsian by Tsika January 19, 2008

Wellsie 

Derived from the activities of loudmouthed, cockney, sexist, racist, tactless, west ham loving alcoholic.

Often seen masquerading himself as a sales exec and with delusions of management skills.

Someone prone to extended periods of absence from place of employment followed by highly creative excuses. Usually after payday or westham games.

To pull a Wellsie.
Wait until pay day. Ideally close to a West Ham game.
Get totally blotto and maybe get into a fight.
Dont phone in sick the first day. Instead use this time to think of an ellaborate excuse to use on your glorious return to work.

Wellsie by John Hipkiss July 12, 2006

Wellin

A slang word originated from DC that means telling a lie.

VA (757 area) : "wellin" came from Southern VA.
Me (DC Native): Stop wellin!

Wellin by Sunny Tsunami May 24, 2019