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Wells it 

1. To assume something, and present it as fact.
2. To take an asinine comment, presumption or drunken declaration and automatically present it as fact.

Based on the legitimacy and presentation of Ted Wells Deflategate Report
Ex. Someone says that Lincoln may have been a Jedi ---becomes---Lincoln was a Jedi.

In converstion: "I'm gonna go ahead and Wells It and say Lincoln Was a Jedi."
Wells it by VS617 May 14, 2015
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Kellie Wells'N it

The porn actress Kellie Wells known for her talents and achievements, her ability to analy fist her self, often beyond what seems possible, defying logic. Kellie Wells preforming self anal fisting up to the elbow. The contortion or the positioning and effort to do such a feet and to be that deep, going all in .

Other popular culture reference of similar beyond belief activities, can be found in the music band "Tool" in the song "stink fist" ......some of the lyrics " finger deeper in the borderline" " elbow deeper in the borderline shoulder deeper in the borderline" relax turn around and take my hand" as a activity or fetish with a partner in the term or phrase Kellie Wells'N it is solo auto-anal extreme stimulation.

Can also be used as a more extreme modern metaphoric term akin to "stepped into that shit" or "you got your hands all deep in that shit" or "you fell in super deep in all that shit"
" Bro! wtf, there is lube and shit all over your hand up to your forearm, you been in here Kellie Wells'N it"

"What's with you buying all this lube and wet ones? You planning on trying to Kellie Wells'N it.? "

Used as metaphoric example

"At that house, Man we walked into that deep, in those people's drama and BS, like we were Kellie Wells all in that shit."

"I'm in trouble, I'm in deep shit, like I'm Kellie Wells'N it.
Kellie Wells'N it by Mattygjak December 4, 2025

well it all started when i was 7 

a phrase that you say when they start asking questions about what your talking about and dont want to answer them.
vee: so wait how do you even know her?
marc: i met her threw a friend on myspace.
vee: have you even seen her?
marc: well it all started when i was 7.
vee: dude?

well it looks like someone got fucking mad bc of kuromi 

imagine being so mad that you dislike a post bc it says i hate kuromi these kuromi stans getting too far
Kuromi stan: dislikes a kuromi hate post
Person writing it: well it looks like someone got fucking mad bc of kuromi

well fuck it then 

A term you would use if you had just given someone a good idea on something but they reject your idea.
Chad: "Hey let's go eat and then see a movie!"
Joyce: "No, I've gotta go grocery shopping."
Chad: "Well fuck it then!"

do it well 

you do an amazing job working it. meaning sexually.
jane: mm baby, you do it well!
dick: yeah baby, i do!
do it well by lindsay bobinsy October 30, 2007

Doin it well 

Having sex with a girl and she says your doing it well! Also from the song "Doin it" by LL Cool J!
Damn you doin it well! Am I doin it well? Doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well
Doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well
Doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well
I represent Queens, she was raised out in Brooklyn
Doin it well by fresh boy! November 25, 2016
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